Best Excuse to Get Out of a Situation

I need to go home
why?
My doctor says if i dont take my meds at the exact sametime each day I kill small animals...
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Confuse the sh*t out of them.

Ex. A while back a girl i thought was annoying (now i miss her lol) told me if i wanted to go shopping with her to the mall.
(Exact Words)
Her- Hey Gama, you wanna go to the mall with me to go shopping?

Me-I would but you remember Caddis well she's a lesbian.

Her- so what's that gotta do with you.

Me- Exactly

Her-What?

Me- You know what i mean.

Her- Whatever then. *hangs up*

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Sorry i cant hang out.

Why ?

I have to get on IBY. (see more)

uhh yea u kno wat? i wouullddd.... buuut... AHHH i jus broke my leg (pretend to break your leg) ahhh oh well sorry u kno how goes..... (see more)

erm i gotta go now....i have been having constipation since last week and i suddenly wanna go shit...dont worry ill take pics

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I gotta wash my hair, one strand at a time... (see more)

okay so
this slutty girl walked by me and my friend trung.

so i whispered slutt. and she was like" what you say?" and then i was like. "uhh, uhh, its opposite day."  (see more)

Simple and effective :) (see more)