Best Way to inform your parents that you're gay.

dad: son choose between these 2 toys, Barbie or superman?
son: superman dad!
dad: good choice son! you really like action figures huh?
son: no dad, it's not that... Doesn't superman look hot in his red trunks?!

hahaha (see more)

Son: Mom, please believe me in everything that I'll say because i'll say this quick.

Mom: Okay, go ahead.

Son: I failed 2 subjects.
Son: I'm gay
Son: I got kicked out of school. (see more)

sleep with ur dad :D  (see more)

Guy: Dad, I have something to say...

Dad: What is it?

Guy: I'm think I like guys.

Dad: That's fine. The guys and I always hang out at the pub...what's the problem with that?

Guy: No, Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: Ok, you're happy...and?

Guy: OH C'MON! (*walks into closet and shuts door then breaks the door open and jumps out*)

Dad: Oh my god! (see more)

Mum and Dad i want you to meet my special friend. (see more)

So I was balls deep this dude... (see more)

Son: Mom, Dad, I f**k guys. (see more)

Ha dad, looking good today

hhhhottttt (see more)

dad, i don't know how to say this, so im going to play a sonng that will make sense to you

"I'm coming out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I'm coming out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show

There's a new me coming out
And I just had to live
And I wanna give
I'm completely positive
I think this time around
I am gonna do it
Like you never do it
Like you never knew it
Ooh, I'll make it through

The time has come for me
To break out of the shell
I have to shout
That I'm coming out " (see more)

Hey guys last night..i mean two weeks ago....i mean a year ago..i met this person...i really like them.... accually i love them...and now we compare mustaches. (see more)

Mom, Dad, I just wanted to let you know that I've decided to become homosexual, and I think it'd be great if you respected my wishes. Thank you (see more)

I Don't think you should have to tell them. If They ask you then tell them, but you should not have to confront your parents about it. unless you know they are gonna be cool about it.  (see more)

Son : "Mom, Dad, a girl at school wait a child from me..."
Parents : "WHAT ??? " ~ (è_é)
Parents : "HOW MANY TIMES WE SAY YOU TO USE CONDOMS, POOR IDIOT !!! DO YOU HAVE A SIMPLE IDEA OF THE CONSEQUENCES ???"
Son " HAHAHA...It's a joke, i just don't have sex with girls because i am gay" ... (see more)

Well if you do happen to be gay, thats cool. I'm not too sure if your parents are cool with that, though.

So this is what you do:

1. Show your parents about you subscription to Chris Crocker on YouTube. They will be quite shocked, but convinced

2. If that doesn't convince them, then hopefully this would work: Start wearing spandex and tights.......and some make up.

3. Or just bring home a boyfriend for dinner.  (see more)

Its plain and simple.....im gay (see more)

Leave your gay pride magazines on the table. (see more)

Guy: mom and dad, i have something to tell you..

parents: what is it?

guy: mom, my a**hole is wider than your genitals.. because dad, my boyfriend's p*nis is longer than yours..

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Wake them up by doing ur brother on them as they are sleeping. (see more)

i rather be dead then shame my parents by admitting to be gay.... (see more)