funniest dog story

me and my friend really hated this dog coz one's this dog sees someone, he'll run for ya. so what we always do is, we'll go around the street so that that dog wouldn't notice us. but one time, he did notice us and suddenly ran after us. me and my friend were stunned when the dog was like 5 feet away, i was carrying a water gun so i soaked that dog. after soaking the dog, the dog crapped (color GREEN!) then died. (see more)

We had a dog a couple of years ago that had a circular dog bed. It would carry its bed up the stairs in its mouth, get in, and ride back down the stairs.

Also my little brother had this animated pet Ferret that it adopted and it would put it in its bed. Whoever tried to take the animal away, it would growl and get upset becuase it thought that you were taking its baby away. (see more)

All the rooms on the first floor of our house are connected, making a large circle, prompting young children and pets to race around and around through it . One day our dog (daisy) was tearing through the rooms in this fashion but when she transitioned from the dinning room (wooden floors) to the kitchen (linoleum) her feet lost all traction, she did a full back flip and land on her head. After that she would still go running through the rooms but when she got to the thin metal divider that separated the wooden floor from the linoleum she scrambles to a stop, cautiously steps over and then takes off again. (see more)

back in high school my friend had a rotweiller named Oso. we drove up to his place and i was stuck in the back with oso. i was usually afraid of dogs but he was cool, just slobbered all over me. so it's time to get out and it's a two door,so we folded the seat forward and as i'm getting out, oso runs between my legs and out the door. the problem is i tried to stop him from running by grabbing his collar and ended up riding him like he was a horse (i'm small, rotts are big!) he ran for 20 feet or so and i let go and eat dirt. then he comes over, licks my face so i'm happy until he proceeds to piss on my feet. THE END (see more)

last summer, we were bbqing in the backyard and my dog Toby was running around playing and stuff... so we finished and we were about to go back in.... my dog was super excited to get in and eat lol so i opened the screen door and BOOM! he dove in thinking the glass door was opened LMAO! smashed right into the door... he looked so embarrassed hahaha (see more)

yea so i went round my friends house for the first time, and her dog has never seen me, so when he did, he chased me to their garden, ripped my brand new(wearing it for the first time) trousers down the middle, and then bits me. that was one heck of a day. but it all turned out good.LOL (see more)

ok me and my family went to the mountains my dog got loose . i was chasing after her and then .. i couldnt see her . well turned out my dog jumped off a cliff and i never saw her again lmao...totally true story  (see more)

I have a 20 year old (people years) dog named otis. Probably about 3 times a week, he cant get up to go pee..and does it laying down..so then we have to put him in the shower. its a good time. (see more)