Things You Want To Do In Public For The Hell Of It

ive always wanted to walk into a 7-11 or a bank and scream FREEZE!!!NOBODY MOVE....i lost a contact  (see more)

I always pictured a cashier handing my change back to me and me slapping her hand and knocking all the change all over the floor and yelling "PICK THAT $H*T UP!!!"  (see more)

I've always wanted to dress up as a deer and see if I can make it across the highway (see more)

I've always wanted to scream out loud in a library then act like nothing happened. (see more)

I've always wanted to go there and jump in the colorful balls again. last time i did i was 10 and i still remember how fun it was. i've thought about dressing up as a little girl with pony tails n doing it lol it's not that hard for me to look young as u can tell:D (see more)

I just want to run into a crowded place and yell "DUCK!" and see how many people acctually do it!  (see more)

Actually take a shit in a toilet at home depot or lowes (see more)

seriously i have the most amazing friends.

things i have done:
'rob' subway.
whipped cream fight.
stand infront of a movie screen.
belt out the wrong lyrics to a song.
do the souja boy dance to bubbly.
jumped in the ball pit and scream "why are there so many colors?".
try and spend monopoly money at the mall.
quote random tv shows and pretend that it fits into the subject.
froze a contact and tried to wear it.
spent $200 at walgreens on energy drinks
lay down in the middle of the street, when a car comes run away going crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.

thing i havent done:

recorded my little sisters friend pretending to be an asian hobo. : ) (see more)

Kiss a beautiful woman. Just grab a stranger from the street and kiss her. (see more)

Whenever I'm around a lot of people I always wonder what would happen if i did something completely insane...like dress up in a giant purple octopus suit and run around flailing my arms screaming LALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!! (see more)

I would want to go streaking...Not just that but get a few friend to do the same and figure out a way to stack and form a giant human shape that is capable of walking. I would call it Flesh-Tron.

Sort of like how the power rangers would combine to form a giant mech machine to fight the larger enemies.

I can see it now...A giant stack of naked people forming an even nakeder (Not a word) naked mech! w00t!!! (see more)

Bring a bat into a store, or take one off of the shelf, then just freak out and break everything you can. (see more)

Wear a complete ninja outfit (sword and everything), go to the mall, and just go crazy, jumping around, running, yelling, kickin and screaming! (see more)

i wanna splash fake blood on my shirt and run into a mall with a baseball bat and yell "The Zombies Are Coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (see more)

i've always wanted to go to walmart and just hop on one of those rascals (the things that old and obese people ride in) and just like, ride up and down the little debbie aisle screaming, "screw what the doctor said, i want a ding dong!!!" (see more)

when you are on an elevator, make a lound snapping/cracking/banging noise. then say, "Shit! i was supposed to inspect this one!" (see more)

Me and some stranger just go at it at it on a beach, or on a park bench and then continue about our day. (see more)

I just wanna walk up to somebody's table and eat their steak... just like that one commercial about steak sauce. (see more)

i hate it when people leave their cart thingies in the store somewhere full of food and other things, so i just want to walk up to one and push it over to the side and flick them off while their comming and run hahah (see more)

i really wanna superglue a quarter to the floor and see how many ppl try to pick it up (see more)