funniest wake up quote

"Girl you stank, take a bath!"
lol (see more)

Who are you? (see more)

oh goodie!....i gotta woddie! ;] lol (see more)

Wakey Wakey hands of snakey! - From "My Name is Earl"

or

Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey.
From my dance teacher lol. (see more)

my brother is in my sis's room, she is kind of asleep, but still a bit awake.
my sis: No, I dont use it to practice on.
my bro: what?
my sis: the stick
my bro: tash, what stick??
my sis: you know, like the wand!
my bro:...what wand???
my sis: like the one in harry potter!
my bro:what????? (see more)

me(to her): Why are u stil here?  (see more)

my mom wakes my sister up, she is all big eyed and says
"i accidentally pressed the accident button!" (see more)

Wake Me Up. (see more)