lamest joke

knock knock..
*whos there?

imma whip..

*imma whip who?

b*tch don't ask me who im gonna whip just open the door cuz imma whip yo ass!!!! (see more)

THAT IRRITATING KNOCK KNOCK JOKE THAT ENDS WITH
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"

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A mom, dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"  (see more)

a state joke
What did delaware?
a New Jersey (see more)

What's long, yellow, and has been out in the sun too long? A bananna peel. (see more)

Knock, Knock,

Come in!!!! (see more)

why did the chicken cross the road?

-how the hell should i know  (see more)

What did the crab say to the fish?

Hey fish. (see more)

how's the weather up there


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what do you call two filipino pilots?


a pair of pliers!!!! lol (see more)