Biggest Fail

ok so the story goes me and two friends playing madden 08 first kickoff i run it bacl for a touchdown i start dancing and cheering the friend im playing punches me in the nuts not once but twice!! THEN AFTER I GET BACK UP OFF THE FLOOR HE THROWS HIS CELL PHONE AND HITS ME IN THE NUTS AGAIN!!! (see more)

The entire day was filled with fail. First it was failing at making toast(burned to a crisp), failed at going through a door, failed at rolling a sleeping bag, failed at brushing my teeth, failed at going into a building......................*the list goes on* (see more)

early:
wake up
walk into piss
fall trying to wipe it off feet

later:
run into a pole in school
get nutted by a friend

way later:
slip in the shower
dog jumps onto ur balls
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