funniest break up excuse

Sarah.. I'm your brother.. (see more)

Excuse me, you've made a mistake..I'm Gay!
LOL!  (see more)

My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture. (see more)

Ow... I banged my head! That really hurt! Hey... who are YOU? (see more)

I've found God and I'm joining the priesthood. (see more)

This only works for long distance myspace relationships =P

You: im breaking up with you
Her: why
You: im morman
Her: so..your 25
You: ummmm yea about that
Her: ......... (see more)

NEXT!!! (see more)

"You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either." (see more)

its not meeh its u...sorry...(run away)... (see more)

Once upon a time you were my baby, as fun as a little puppydog. But after the ice cream melted all that was left was your stupid face. Big deal honey who hasn't fucked Bruce Willis. You can call but I wont pick up. Your dead to me. Ha! (see more)

i just ran out of meds. i need you to leave.  (see more)

sorry,i'm married (see more)

You mean more to me than life itself,but I'm suicidal. (see more)

I think , my mom is scared i might get you pregnant... (see more)

ok here it is...[insert girls name here] im sorry but im in a realtionship with another...guy... (see more)

I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you. (see more)

you: we're breaking up

girl: Why?

You: Because your younger sister just turned eighteen 12 seconds ago and she is wayyyyyyyyy hotter (see more)

my teenie beenie babay collection is fellinh ignored and their not ok with us  (see more)

my mother told me to do it. (see more)

They say you can tell what a woman is going to look like in twenty years by looking at her mom...and I don't think I will ever make enough money for that much plastic surgery (see more)