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Pirates vs Ninjas is probably the most unresolved issue of all time. (see more)
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BY oyen_kai
 RATING: 4.3 VIEWS: 63 VOTES: 4
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Basically pick two people,creatures, or whatever and ask who will win discuss it in comments and I will tally up the votes at the end... the end will be 20 days after a battle has been made.total challengers: 4
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2nd
Captain Planet is Solar-powered and can do lots of cool stuffs like...fly! and control nature, however he can't handle pollution. Spiderman on the other hand has superstrength and can shoot webs. So who will win? (see more)
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BY oyen_kai
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 35 VOTES: 3
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3rd
In the blue corner, Kenshin Himura, Goemon Ishikawa XIII, Yojimbo and the like.
In the Red Corner, Leonidas and his 300. Also, their furious 10-pack abs of brass steel. (see more)
In the Red Corner, Leonidas and his 300. Also, their furious 10-pack abs of brass steel. (see more)
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BY mikeyandres
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 40 VOTES: 3
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4th
Who do you think would win between Dante from Devil May Cry and Spawn(from the comics) (see more)
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BY hitman01340
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 45 VOTES: 3
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re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Hence this matter shall stay unresolved :( Ninjas and Pirates kick ass collectively
Hence this matter shall stay unresolved :( Ninjas and Pirates kick ass collectively
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Hmm, mighty fine point indeed. Well, you ninjas live in the mountains, we pirates only raid coastal cities. You have nothing we want. We have nothing you want.
Hmm, mighty fine point indeed. Well, you ninjas live in the mountains, we pirates only raid coastal cities. You have nothing we want. We have nothing you want.
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
the pirate cannot hit a ninja if the ninja is undetectable
the pirate cannot hit a ninja if the ninja is undetectable
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
The Ninja cannot dodge a move he does not anticipate. A-ha.
The Ninja cannot dodge a move he does not anticipate. A-ha.
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Thats right I just did a Mortal Combat move on yalls... a move the pirate cannot... lol
Thats right I just did a Mortal Combat move on yalls... a move the pirate cannot... lol
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Oyen makes a good statement but since Pirates are so clumsy the ninja will just dodge a pirates attacks until he is tired striking the final blow... FATALITY NINJA WINS :)
Oyen makes a good statement but since Pirates are so clumsy the ninja will just dodge a pirates attacks until he is tired striking the final blow... FATALITY NINJA WINS :)
re: Samurai Vs. Spartan
Was that a halo jab? If so then... Dont forget the plasma grenades :P
Was that a halo jab? If so then... Dont forget the plasma grenades :P
re: Samurai Vs. Spartan
Spartans do have guns. 2 each. hahaha
Spartans do have guns. 2 each. hahaha
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
The only reason Pirates stink is because we DO wash ourselves with wenches. And your theory that 5 ninjas can take on a shipload of pirates has been proven to be false by the Reverse Ninja Effect
The only reason Pirates stink is because we DO wash ourselves with wenches. And your theory that 5 ninjas can take on a shipload of pirates has been proven to be false by the Reverse Ninja Effect
re: Best of the Best
Hmm, it is Dante's job to kill demons...But yeah I think Spawn would win too
Hmm, it is Dante's job to kill demons...But yeah I think Spawn would win too
re: Samurai Vs. Spartan
samurai will win definitely. spartans don't have guns and that's the only thing in history that actually beat the samurai
samurai will win definitely. spartans don't have guns and that's the only thing in history that actually beat the samurai
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
pirates are too random in their fighting style that the ninjas wouldn't be able to read their movements in a fight. ninjas could easily lose to pirates if you put that into account
pirates are too random in their fighting style that the ninjas wouldn't be able to read their movements in a fight. ninjas could easily lose to pirates if you put that into account
re: Best of the Best
Between Spawn and Dante I think Spawn would win.
Between Spawn and Dante I think Spawn would win.
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Also, 5 ninjas could take on the ship full of 25-40 gay pirates(wenches appeared rarely on a pirates voyage)
Also, 5 ninjas could take on the ship full of 25-40 gay pirates(wenches appeared rarely on a pirates voyage)
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Plus if ninjas stink its cuz they dont have time to get to water what would a pirates excuse be? and dont say that salt water isnt clean... I know it isnt, but the could wash themselves with wenches.
Plus if ninjas stink its cuz they dont have time to get to water what would a pirates excuse be? and dont say that salt water isnt clean... I know it isnt, but the could wash themselves with wenches.
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Another thing, Pirates are stupid. Ninjas know what they are doing... unlike the shoot first and see if we hit them rule pirates use.
Another thing, Pirates are stupid. Ninjas know what they are doing... unlike the shoot first and see if we hit them rule pirates use.
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Ninjas wont even have to get aboard the ship he will secretly poison the pirates food while they were busy with the wenches and rum... Ninjas move like the wind so a cannonball wouldn't work.
Ninjas wont even have to get aboard the ship he will secretly poison the pirates food while they were busy with the wenches and rum... Ninjas move like the wind so a cannonball wouldn't work.
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
And for your information, I bathe!...On occasion. hahaha
And for your information, I bathe!...On occasion. hahaha
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Wrong sir, see, the ninjas dont even know where the ships are cause its in the water. Have you ever seen a ninja in water?
Wrong sir, see, the ninjas dont even know where the ships are cause its in the water. Have you ever seen a ninja in water?
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Robin Hood hung out with his "merry men". Ninjas dont have sex (unless you count Twin Dolls, but thats just sick). Pirates however, we take wenches by the dozen YAR!
Robin Hood hung out with his "merry men". Ninjas dont have sex (unless you count Twin Dolls, but thats just sick). Pirates however, we take wenches by the dozen YAR!
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Ninjas are too busy spying on people to take a bath, and the mask they wear couldn't possibly complement their breaths
Ninjas are too busy spying on people to take a bath, and the mask they wear couldn't possibly complement their breaths
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
What made you so sure that Ninjas cleaned themselves? Maybe their tights weren't black when they wore them...
What made you so sure that Ninjas cleaned themselves? Maybe their tights weren't black when they wore them...
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
Plus, pirates don't have good hygiene. Maybe that's why you like them... Certain similarities you see? hahahaha
Plus, pirates don't have good hygiene. Maybe that's why you like them... Certain similarities you see? hahahaha
re: The most unresolved issue: Pirate VS Ninja
By the time the cannon is loaded, the ninja has already assassinated the guy loading the cannon.
By the time the cannon is loaded, the ninja has already assassinated the guy loading the cannon.
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Not all ninjas live in mountains that is just where they train and "most" live. I understand what oyu mean so this will never be solved.