Ewwww, Jokes

A Vampire walks into a bar and the bar tender asks, "What will you be having?"

"A glass of Blood," the Vampire replies.

The next day, the Vampire returns and the bar tender asks, "What will you be having?"

"Just a glass of blood," he answers.

Then the next day, the Vampire comes back, and the bar tender says, "Let me guess, a glass of blood?"

The Vampire replies, "Nope, just a glass of hot water," and he pulls out a tampon, "I'm having tea." (see more)

2 guys r walkin down the street when..
they walk by this dog and the dog is licking its scrotum.
the first guy looks over at the second guy and says "Gee I wish I could Do that!"
and the second guy says " Well, Maybe you should Ask him first" lol (see more)

Two brothers are getting ready for school. One boy is sitting down, having a bowl of Corn Flakes, the other is frantically looking for an item for show-and-tell.

"I know I put it here somewhere" he says. He then remembers that he put it in the kitchen for safe keeping the night before. He dashes for the kitchen and stops at his brother, still eating his cereal.

"Hey, you found my scab collection."
 (see more)

Man walks into a bar and walk over to a pretty woman to hit on her and said, havent I seen u before. The woman said yeah Im a nurse at the VD clinic.  (see more)