Best Excuses [read rules]

Sorry man i cant come.Becky and I gotta study.

(That 70's Show) LOL (see more)

I would come but your house smells like last year's party.




Btw That Means SHIT! (see more)

i have to wake up early tomorrow. (see more)

I'll try dude. [but you'll never really try.] (see more)

hey dude!..iwas on my way to your party when all of the sudden my car flipped and swirlled into a flying tornado of doom..i was rushed to the hospital where they did a drive thru operation..thats why im here now..because the dictors are really amazing (see more)

I dont feel like going...i just tell people straight up. (see more)

oh dude, i can't go to your party. It's my fish's funeral today. You know i love goldie so much.


LOL... XD (see more)

sorry mate i cant make it i have to pick up some family in the airport ;p

haha (see more)

Sorry, pal. I have a real bad stomach ache. I've been throwing up non-stop every 5 minutes, and I don't want to throw up all around your place. That would just ruin your party. (see more)

id live to go, but my girlfriend isnt pleasurin me, so im goin 2 stay home and pleasure myself (see more)

man , i cant, i have to go somewhere with my family (see more)

1. Your Party Sucks.

you can end with that...or!....

say that(previous) and add on......." But, the party in my pants is already getting going..you wanna come?"....depends on who you say it to. (see more)

I'm sorry, but I can't go to the party. I need to catch up on sleep. (see more)