A never ending story of You, Continue it..

after i sang crack to my willie when i turned around i noticed simon, paula and randy were listening, dancing n bouncing hard! that the...  (see more)

I saw a bunch of cops looking around in my neighbors yard. Turned out my Neighbor was running a cock fighting ring in his basement. And here I thought they just liked it loud and rough next door.

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One day i woke up at 8:00 am...i went to the bathroom take a bath,brush my teeth...and head for school...but on my way to school...something terrible happened, i .... (see more)

And that was all well and good until one of the elves started humping my leg and I couldn't shake him off. I kicked really hard and he went flying into a pile of... (see more)

spaghetti, which is weird cuz i didn't know they ate spaghetti in the north pole...Mrs. claus came to help the elf get up and i noticed she was wearing.... (see more)

it turned out it was santa claus taking me up to visit the north pole & see how the christmas gift productions were going.plus milk & cookies! (see more)

was grabbed by a strange looking, middle aged man with a beard. I tried to call out for help but he pulled me into his van. I was so scared. (see more)

cheese uniforms. Who cares about Michael Jackson's pepperoni sauce with milk shavings? Fred died of liverwurst. If two plus two equals fish, than what do fingernails have to do with it. I guess the erasers killed the martians. Dinosaurs humped dynamite and made it explode. My sock is used in many ways. I don't know what I'm writing. You're not supposed to cube my butt.
And Crack To My Willie. (see more)

Ryan Seacrest.

"Ryan Seacrest, my love, you must help me!" I cried.

He said... (see more)

kingkong and pokemons wakes up, and attaking simon, while i went out to call help from...  (see more)