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If You Were The Opposite Gender You Would...

First thing you would do if you were the opposite sex...


total challengers: 72   
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I'd definitely be gay! No doubts about it. A devoted lesbian! (see more)
 
Gr8Conspir8r
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 1816  VOTES: 75

 

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(Assuming I were a fine chick) I would become a stripper and make $$$$ and retire in 10 yrs! Oh to be a beautiful woman.... (see more)
 
jpgaultier22
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 956  VOTES: 64

 

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I'd love to get a gig as a Dominatrix and get paid to humiliate, slap, spank, and beat wealthy men. (see more)
 
zman72
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 601  VOTES: 46

 

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I would pull it out and pee when and wherever I pleased...I hate having to hold it (see more)
 
velindak
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 711  VOTES: 49

 

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Seriously if I was a guy that would be the FIRST thing i would do... (see more)
 
Heat_Girl
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 521  VOTES: 32

 

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I would look for Rob Schneider and get my body back... these damn body-switching earrings! (see more)
 
N0Caffeine
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 376  VOTES: 17

 

7th
if i were a man i would get head just to see what's so awesome about it.  (see more)
 
88cole
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 341  VOTES: 14

 

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There are a few men I have met in life that I thought to myself..."I wish I was a man cuz I would punch him in the mouth"...so yeah that's the 1st thing I would do!  (see more)
 
sixfeetofmeeh
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 638  VOTES: 44

 

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i would be swackin off some girl or jackin off or sumin..hahah! ive always wanted to know what it felt like from a guys point of view. lol (see more)
 
AbbeyMagpoc
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 460  VOTES: 43

 

10th
If i were a girl, id just masturbate until i orgasmed!!
=)
 (see more)
 
joellambert
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 388  VOTES: 25

 

11th
Stand with my leg shoulder width apart and slap my nob from side to side to see what it feels like. (see more)
 
JadedSphnix
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 197  VOTES: 22

 

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i would buy a strap on and kill it! (see more)
 
duplenty
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 253  VOTES: 15

 

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I'd get my tubes tied.... Ain't no babies coming out of this body! Damn Skippy!! (see more)
 
sanguis_jovis
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 251  VOTES: 17

 

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I would:

1. Hang out in the womens locker room at the gym.

2. Invite my girlfriends over for scary movies and pj party.

3. PILLOW FIGHT!

4. Experiment

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UpRooted
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 603  VOTES: 64

 

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if i was a girl, i'd do what peter is doing above (see more)
 
phytohydra
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 166  VOTES: 12

 

16th
i would pee standing up on a building if i turned into a guy (see more)
 
luvmiki
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 207  VOTES: 12

 

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knock my boyfriend out!!! and say: "you got knock the fuck out"  (see more)
 
Hawaiian_Sun
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 293  VOTES: 12

 

18th
I would play with my boobs!!!! (see more)
 
competitioneer
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 226  VOTES: 12

 

19th
If I were a guy, witha great voice, I'd definitely be a rockstar and have all the girls to myself. ROFL. (see more)
 
moony_aragorn
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 210  VOTES: 12

 

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I would grow facial hair and try the different styles to see what I liked. most likely a fumanchoo so I could be in a biker gang (see more)
 
Jazzy
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 294  VOTES: 29



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Comments

asieypuffz
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbi-Real!
LMAO!
pizzaholic
pizzaholic all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbi-Real!
lol
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: wank..lol
JESUS ME TOO I WOULD SO TOUCH IT ALL THE TIME LIKE A NEW TOY HAHAHA
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: If I were the opposite sex
HEHEHEHEHE YOU DEVIL 555
bigalwillis
bigalwillis all-star
over 3 years ago
re: wank..lol
im a wankin fool !
naomimiriah
naomimiriah franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Opposite Sex?
ya me too!! being girl is so much funner !! lol
naomimiriah
naomimiriah franchise
over 3 years ago
re: M / F / WTF
whoa, are u like both???
a_razzberry
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbi-Real!
hahaha, then you should like the song "I kissed a girl" by kate perry.
naomimiriah
naomimiriah franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Loook at my boobs!
damn haha guys must be so jealous cause girls get to see themselves naked EVERY DAY!!! hahaha suckers! =D
naomimiriah
naomimiriah franchise
over 3 years ago
naomimiriah
naomimiriah franchise
over 3 years ago
re: wank..lol
LOL me too hahaha!! its gotta be good cause they're ALWAYS doin it!! haha
jelly_jan
jelly_jan all-IBY
over 3 years ago
JadedSphnix
over 3 years ago
re: OlD mEn.....
Chur!
mrwinkle2792
mrwinkle2792 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Opposite
69 entries so far. lol
benjo021807
over 3 years ago
JadedSphnix
over 3 years ago
re: Nob Slap
*tank u* *tank u* :o)
tHu_OzZ
tHu_OzZ all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Nob Slap
hahahahahahahahaha
DaveO1919
DaveO1919 icon
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbi-Real!
At school in class I said out loud that if I was a woman I would be a lesbian. I got some weird looks from the women in class.
88cole
88cole pro
over 3 years ago
re: Get Head
HahaHa ill have to remember that, i might need to know for my next life. =)
poopoo89
poopoo89 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: S E X
exactly..thank you..
Vincsb
Vincsb pro
over 3 years ago
re: S E X
That's exactly what i would do... have sex and see how it feels like to get fuck*d. I'm not gay tho' just curious
Vincsb
Vincsb pro
over 3 years ago
re: Get Head
make sure u tell her to lick and suck the balls... u'll loooooove it...
na_lean
na_lean all-star
over 3 years ago
re: I would...
i didnt know this was going for an mvp..
sunni
sunni HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbi-Real!
100% agree
MorningTool
MorningTool all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Lesbi-Real!
amen to that!!
 
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IBY Awards (13)

“OMG YEAH”
— swtmandamay awarded Get Head
over 3 years ago
“HAhahaha”
— swtmandamay awarded I would...
over 3 years ago
“HELL YEAH”
— swtmandamay awarded PUNCH A MF IN THE MOUTH
over 3 years ago