SIGNS YOUR LIFE SUCKS

- You know more people online than in real life.
- You refer to yourself as an Associate to make your job sound less lame.
- Sci-fi Saturday is the highlight of your entire week.
- You've had more parking tickets than movie tickets
- At your last birthday party, most of the guests were cats (see more)

...You were caught banging a blow up doll (see more)

if yu got peanut butter all over yer body and yer dog with peanut butter all over it's face.. and there was an EARTHQUAkE and yu had to run out of yer house.. then everyone knows what yu do.. weirdo. LOL then yer life SUCkS even more!! (see more)

If all you do is stay on IBY 24/7. :) (see more)

Your life sucks when even the blow up doll wont sleep with you/leaves you. (see more)

You ultimately have no life when you dress up like a character from the 1982 film Tron, and reenact it in your front yard alone throughout the night. Luckily the world can't screencap things like this... or can they? (see more)

You wake up every morning in your parents dark, damp basement and live off a diet hot pockets and cookies made by your mother. The only job you have requires you to sit in front of your computer screen because you are constantly trying to level of your World of Warcraft character (or whatever the crap you losers do) and what a shocker it provides no income. You're only best friends are your cat Rufus, Fredrick your partially retarded friend from junior high (he has a lazy eye or something making him undesirable), and last but not least Tom because nobody on myspace wants to add you on account of you look like a creeper. This is the story of your life if it is sucky. If this is similar to your life please dont hang yourself in your closet/ (see more)

you're jacking off and all of a sudden your hand falls asleep on you....daamn (see more)

this guy gets a date before you do! (see more)

The only way you're getting screwed tonight is if AOL drops the connection while downloading your Top 5 List. (see more)

- the only woman that loves you is your mother

- the only reason why you have so many e-mails is because it is either Star Wars Fan Club or the ones you sent to yourself.

- your kid brother has more girlfriends than you will ever have (which is 1)

- when you go out in public and a little kid says: "mommy, why does that man's face look like a pizza?"

- when your idea of dangerous is cheating at a game of UNO

- and also your idea of fun is watching the 6(idk how many)movies of Harry Potter then reading the series JUST FOR FUN (see more)

When the only friend you have is the one in the mirror (see more)

if I can't beat Can't_Beat_Me soooooon in iby ranks lmao he just doesn't want me to pass hym up!! (see more)

(ME) if you having had sex in 2yrs and your a man.

your 22 and you sometimes have problems keeping your penis hard enogh.

you still have troble spelling.

you can get a girl not ugly but again sometimes when with a company penis dose not stay hard enogh.

wants sex all the time cant because of my penis want work like i wont so jacks off all the time like every 2 too 3 days sometimes twice a day.

hang with friends who i dont trust.

no job.

no money.

and my friends might find this. (see more)

My friend had a fire well he was jacking off and he had to go out his back door with his mom dad and grandpa next to him (see more)

If you watch dirty videos because you cant get some yourself (see more)

if u have 2 marry some 1 like her den ur life sucks
poor norbit


HOW UR DOIN!!!!!! (see more)

- It starts raining whenever you have to go somewhere, and stops as soon as you get home.
- You understand animals better than you do people.
- You look at porn on the internet for hours because you can't think of anything better to do.
- Your Tivo automatically recorded an episode of Intervention for you.
- Watching the movie Deliverance makes you homesick. (see more)

(ME)the story i wrote before was true belive or not.

last person i had sex with was ex and that was about 2 yrs ago so all i think about is her and shes well over me.

i used to be the man in her eyes now she looks down on me.

and she told me she had sex with another guy and with details.

and one time she slip up on a question i ask why not just start having sex with me again she was about to say beacause you dont fuck me hard i use to just try to make love ha ha ha man.... life.

and when she first got a car she could of easyliy made a turn this way to my house but she made the other turn went to his.

and i have a lot of suicide thoughts alot. but dont worry i wont do it.

im 22 and only had sex with 2 different girls.but alot of sex with one of those girls.

i use to talk about my little brothers like call them virgins and shit but now one of my little brothers gets more sex then me belive or not.
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- you have 20,000 gamer points on x-box live and you jerkoff all day and night  (see more)