Best Pick Up Line

is there a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them (see more)

if you were a booger..
id pick u first:] (see more)

they should change the alphabet so U and I are together <3 (see more)

Do you know cpr because you take my breath away (see more)

Hey why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about what ever pops up  (see more)

I can bench 300 lbs! (see more)

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.  (see more)

Only works if you are driving in a residential area:

Guy says, "Pull Over!"
Girl says, "Why?"
Guy says, "For DWI!"
Girl says, "Im not drunk!"
Guy says, "Not Drunk! Driving While Irresistable!" (see more)

Are you in karate? Because your body is kicking (see more)