MTV's Jersey Shore Quotes

“I left the club early because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water. Ham.” - J-Woww. (see more)

"FIST PUMPING LIKE CHAMPS!" (see more)

"Cuz when I arrive it's gonna be like "What's up, I'm here" and everybody gonna be like "Oh shoot! That's the situation right there." Yes it is."
-Mike "The Situation"

(this man is a genius) (see more)

"Take your glasses off! I want to see your eyeballs!"
-SNOOKI (see more)

"Don't get me wrong, I dance and fist pump with the best of them!" (see more)

"And in walks this girl with like garbage bags. I thought that was kinda like ghetto, and like weird. Like you can't find a suitcase? No one in your family's got a suitcase you can borrow?" (see more)

I am ripped like Rambo! (see more)

"We have a situation here. My abs are so ripped... that it's called a situation" (see more)