worst job interview ever

I was 15

It was my first job interview ever...needless to say i was nervous.

I was led into a dim lighted room by the receptionist, like i said i was nervous and when i get nervous i get handsey.

In this dim room there was one single beam of light from an old desk lamp shining onto a blank white wall and what do i think of...shadow puppets.

I had just started my bat impression and felt the need to squeak like a bat...keep in mind that i was very nervous i didnt even know what i was feckin doin so what were the interviewers gonna think

I looked up and saw my interviewers, i thought to myself aww balls thats me...buggered.

Surprisingly they invited me in anyway and said "right before we get started can u tell us what that was all about?"

Me: im sorry i was just bored.

"and what if we were to give u this posistion what would happen if u got bored?"

Me: eh....umm...play with myself.

having realised what i just said...

"Il let myself out"

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