Best Excuse for Skipping the Gym

um excuse me (gym teacher name) i have explosive diarrhea and my tummy really hurts. i dont want to workout today cuz if i do sit ups im gonna take a dump, if i run im gonna shart, if i bench press im gonna poop on accident (see more)

My family is selling me to science and i can't partake in physical activities for at least 48 hours (see more)

... Coach, I'm on my period, and i have the worst cramps/ (see more)

i got into a horrible crash and im a cripple and im in a coma so i cant do gym to day, see ya tomarow (see more)

Why skipping the gym? I love working out!!!! (see more)

The weather is so good, I'd get more vitamins and fresh air from lying in the sun than going into a gym and working out....And if I go out dancing tonight, that will produce even better endorphines! (see more)

well ok ya see... i was on my way but i saw a puppy on thge street and uhh... it had a .. broken leg? yeah! a broken leg! so i had to help him so i took him to the vet.. but on the way there i saw girl scout cookies for sale and todays the last day so i had to stock up! so then when they fixed the puppy's leg i took him home and fed him. but then i hadnt eaten yet so i made a sandwich but i cut my hand really bad and now my hand is sore.. so me and the puppy had to take a nap. so we couldnt make it.. sorry. (see more)

well i kinda got a rash in my lower mid reigon and i can't really do much with my legs.... (see more)

ehhh....ummm i was at mcdonalds eating i couldn't make it. (see more)

Martians kidnapped me. (see more)

I cant be bothered.. maybe tomrw. XD (see more)

well ... its been a loooooong day at work .. i think my body deserve to rest and chill for a while before going .. oops its become too late .. i have to sleep early so i wake up and work out early :-S (see more)

errrrrr... my membership ran out?





and i have herpies. (see more)

"I was watching a guy fixing a septic pump, fell in the hole and hurt myself."
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i heard the gym had closed down...it hasnt oh its too late now ill go another time (see more)

i have uhh..
a family dinner! YEA, a family dinner. :) (see more)

I died of cancer. (see more)

well, uh, you see, Mr Kappatos (my gym teacher), my sister was annoying me last night, so I insulted her, and she kinda gave me some insane bruising in places you dont wanna see....i'm probably gonna be in bed for a week or two now due to internal bleeding... (see more)

sorry i cant go to gym, cuz im doing the 40 hour famine.. and i chose not to use any technology...
oh well... (see more)