1st
A butcher is six foot tall, wears size 14 shoes, and has a 50 inch waist. What does he weigh?
>MEAT >_< (see more)
>MEAT >_< (see more)
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BY nice_s
RATING: 3.8 VIEWS: 64 VOTES: 7
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Silly answers on exams
Not much more to say: write the question and the silly/weird/funny answer. One Q&A per entry, as many entries as u like, try not to repeat.total challengers: 8
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2nd
Q: what is a terminal illness??
A: it's when your sick at the airport. (see more)
A: it's when your sick at the airport. (see more)
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BY kairi_spunk
RATING: 3.4 VIEWS: 71 VOTES: 8
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4th
Why do dogs scratch themselves?
>because they are the only ones who know where it itches! >_< (see more)
>because they are the only ones who know where it itches! >_< (see more)
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BY nice_s
 RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 38 VOTES: 6
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5th
on a science exam: Q: name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar (see more)
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar (see more)
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BY kairi_spunk
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 56 VOTES: 6
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7th
Q. Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be as soft as your face... (see more)
A. Hands that judicious can be as soft as your face... (see more)
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BY aussie_23
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 56 VOTES: 5
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re: What Does He Weigh?
NICE ONE!! teehee. if u didnt tell me d answer. i'd be thinking for ages.
NICE ONE!! teehee. if u didnt tell me d answer. i'd be thinking for ages.
re: What Does He Weigh?
hahahaha!! best one so far!
hahahaha!! best one so far!
re: What Does He Weigh?
haha! thats ok dear.. the important thing there is that you get it.. lol! thanks for checkin out me entries btw!^^
haha! thats ok dear.. the important thing there is that you get it.. lol! thanks for checkin out me entries btw!^^
re: What Does He Weigh?
haha lol nice one. it took me like a while to get it cuz i'm quite dumb.
haha lol nice one. it took me like a while to get it cuz i'm quite dumb.
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“butcher weighs = meat”
lol! the answer is pretty sarcastic.. just how i like it.. its so me.. HAHAHA! xD