what is the first thing you do in the morning

answer my phone try to figure out why it wont stop ringing finally stumble into hitting the snooze button on my phone then wake up 10 minutes later pee and go down to eat breakfast (see more)

Scratch my nuts, who doesnt? (see more)

stretch, yawn, breath in, fart, breath out, respond to my mum who asks; "Paul, are you going to get up?!" with a "IN 5 F---ING MINUTES ALRIGHT! GODDD" ... then fall asleep, and yell at my mum saying "why didn't you wake me up?!" (see more)

yeah i said it..i go pee pee!! lol (see more)

when i wake up, i go straight to iby then go pee.. haha (see more)

the first thing i do is brush my teeth! i hate morning breath! (see more)

i pray for the good sleep i had and the good morning that has arrived. (see more)

Turn my annoying alarm off. Worst. Sound. Ever. (see more)

is check my celphone in order to see if i have any message in it! (see more)

well,normally i eat...i can do this like non-stop..lol (see more)

The all 1st thing i do the second i wake up is, slap myself, THEN! saying the words "marishka haginte" - thinking of a hairy man named "Guru Has-A-Small-Vena" also known as "Sparky"

(no bullsh*t) (see more)

i check the time..then i try to find my pillows because theyre always gone when i wake up..then i scratch my *****..then i pee while scratching my ass..then i eat..then i sleep again (see more)

When i oversleep on school days and chase after the bus until it stops and i run into the back of it (see more)

i kiss my girlfriend and tell her i love her! (see more)

I press the snooze button... about 10 times. (see more)

Get woken up too early even though i asked for a long lie, then i stand up, then i get dizzy because i stood up too quickly, then i realise i need a piss so badly that i have to run to the toilet and pee in the sink cos if i tried to pee in the toilet id probably miss cos i was in such a rush. Then i have coco pops :) (see more)

I open my eyes when I first wake up.
Then I Get out of bed. Yup those gotta be the first 2 things I do. (see more)

Adjust the direction of my woody to 12 o'clock where I can comfortably get back to sleep... (see more)

i make sure i'm awake and not dreaming. (see more)

I turn off my alarm clock roll over and go back to sleep :)  (see more)