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what is the first thing you do in the morning

when you wake what is he first thing you do


total challengers: 79   
1st
answer my phone try to figure out why it wont stop ringing finally stumble into hitting the snooze button on my phone then wake up 10 minutes later pee and go down to eat breakfast (see more)
 
jmarshall4214
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 129  VOTES: 5

 

2nd
Scratch my nuts, who doesnt? (see more)
 
antoniobenard
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 75  VOTES: 6

 

3rd
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stretch, yawn, breath in, fart, breath out, respond to my mum who asks; "Paul, are you going to get up?!" with a "IN 5 F---ING MINUTES ALRIGHT! GODDD" ... then fall asleep, and yell at my mum saying "why didn't you wake me up?!" (see more)
 
paully08
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 409  VOTES: 73

 

4th
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yeah i said it..i go pee pee!! lol (see more)
 
angelahayes
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 191  VOTES: 28

 

5th
when i wake up, i go straight to iby then go pee.. haha (see more)
 
nadineclaire
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 181  VOTES: 28

 

6th
the first thing i do is brush my teeth! i hate morning breath! (see more)
 
gotgame
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 424  VOTES: 21

 

7th
i pray for the good sleep i had and the good morning that has arrived. (see more)
 
mport9491
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 138  VOTES: 23

 

8th
Turn my annoying alarm off. Worst. Sound. Ever. (see more)
 
bigdig712
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 182  VOTES: 34

 

9th
is check my celphone in order to see if i have any message in it! (see more)
 
solci19
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 99  VOTES: 25

 

10th
well,normally i eat...i can do this like non-stop..lol (see more)
 
dodko
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 94  VOTES: 25

 

11th
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The all 1st thing i do the second i wake up is, slap myself, THEN! saying the words "marishka haginte" - thinking of a hairy man named "Guru Has-A-Small-Vena" also known as "Sparky"

(no bullsh*t) (see more)
 
Gentleazi
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 127  VOTES: 16

 

12th
i check the time..then i try to find my pillows because theyre always gone when i wake up..then i scratch my *****..then i pee while scratching my ass..then i eat..then i sleep again (see more)
 
cheese20
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 57  VOTES: 7

 

13th
When i oversleep on school days and chase after the bus until it stops and i run into the back of it (see more)
 
wrangler
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 108  VOTES: 18

 

14th
i kiss my girlfriend and tell her i love her! (see more)
 
eamerextreme
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 252  VOTES: 49

 

15th
I press the snooze button... about 10 times. (see more)
 
sopie
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 180  VOTES: 29

 

16th
Get woken up too early even though i asked for a long lie, then i stand up, then i get dizzy because i stood up too quickly, then i realise i need a piss so badly that i have to run to the toilet and pee in the sink cos if i tried to pee in the toilet id probably miss cos i was in such a rush. Then i have coco pops :) (see more)
 
ceegee08
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 95  VOTES: 29

 

17th
I open my eyes when I first wake up.
Then I Get out of bed. Yup those gotta be the first 2 things I do. (see more)
 
cag488
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 87  VOTES: 13

 

18th
Adjust the direction of my woody to 12 o'clock where I can comfortably get back to sleep... (see more)
 
Apocalypse
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 75  VOTES: 17

 

19th
i make sure i'm awake and not dreaming. (see more)
 
tHe_oNe
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 88  VOTES: 10

 

20th
I turn off my alarm clock roll over and go back to sleep :)  (see more)
 
Alexander
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 90  VOTES: 12



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Comments

Wednesday
Wednesday all-state
over 4 years ago
cheese20
cheese20 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: what is the first thing you do in the morning
damn!..same here!!..exactly the same!!!
dodi4
dodi4 all-state
over 4 years ago
re: thing
i do the same
mport9491
mport9491 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: morning routing
lol! you know how long it takes you to pee? XD constant time everyday ? :P
mport9491
mport9491 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Alarm
damn , my alarm clock isn't noisy enough lol!
mport9491
mport9491 franchise
over 4 years ago
candyclaire
candyclaire HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: what is the first thing you do in the morning
now thats a messy room! by the sound of it.
candyclaire
candyclaire HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: the first thing i do in the mornig
yeah! i check if i have any body loving before i wake up hahaha
candyclaire
candyclaire HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Kiss
oh thats nice :P
candyclaire
candyclaire HOFer
over 4 years ago
Janans
Janans all-state
over 4 years ago
re: First thing in the morning....
this happens to me all the time! 5 points!
Gentleazi
Gentleazi all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Press Snooze
(no comment on this entry) people a posting stuff with same subject, just vote for the one you think is best instead of posting the exact same all the time..
AiMTAG
AiMTAG varsity
over 4 years ago
re: Kiss
U FAG!
briankelley
briankelley HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Praise my guru?
Hahahahha...good one.
gunner1530
over 4 years ago
re: What to do...
Comment? I wanna hear what you guys think of this... bleh ;)
BruceBowenDeathKick
over 4 years ago
re: Praise my guru?
Dude. Awesome.
Mybubbles
over 4 years ago
re: Morning or not
yeaa braaa thats what im saying
Bairdos
Bairdos jv
over 4 years ago
trong
trong pro
over 4 years ago
shayeri
shayeri starter
over 4 years ago
re: Press Snooze
so do i!
bigdig712
bigdig712 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Press Snooze
i have my alarm across the room so i am unable to hit snooze. it's a bittersweet thing.
sopie
sopie all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Alarm
I am with you on that one!
cleofortuna
cleofortuna franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Kiss
awww VERY NICE ANSWER :)
xnicoleclarex
xnicoleclarex franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Kiss
theres a real man!
xnicoleclarex
xnicoleclarex franchise
over 4 years ago
re: first thing in the mornin'
too much info.
 
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