Wierdest Sentence EVER

Sandra:"You gotta push it in real hard"

Me:"ahh, can i put it in now?"

Sandra:"Yea but not too long or else it will get every where"

Me:"1 minute is plenty"

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"I want to be an elf, but they're so fucking common that I'll have to settle for human, i don't see a lot of those in certain places, but who the hell wants to be a human?" (see more)

i like how your nose merges with your face, it just looks right (see more)