stupidest reason you've broken it off with someone

After like 5 days of going out with my ex boyfriend Alfred i dumped him because he was shorter than me...like 5 inches.. It was too awkward and he was really immature.  (see more)

when i was a junior in high school, my girlfriend at the time wanted breast reduction surgery.
to that, i simply said..
why the fuck would you do that?

i was promptly dumped (see more)

it was a great relationship that ended because of a stupid poker chip that "i" supposedly lost and it was one of his 'collections' (see more)

Stupidest reason to break-up....well drunk he though he was straight and then continued the charade for a few more days until admitting he was gay....yea...how humiliating! I'm probably the only girl in the world who has dated a gay guy! whoa (see more)

Well the stupidest reason, and it was a mutual break up I think...i'm not sure now. We broke up b/c of an argument over the definition of the word: obstinate. Don't care if it was worth it or not, neither one of us think we're wrong. lol (see more)

Coz we had 2 enter different schools. So we 4got about each other. done. (see more)