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Funniest Sexual Innuendos in Sports

Ever hear someone say something in sports and then think "Wow. That sounded so sexual!" ? Try to remember those sayings and post them here. 2 entries max.


total challengers: 5   
1st
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-Once you see the hole, burst through and keep pushing. (Coach Turner explaining the importance of going through holes.)
-Squeeze it through if you're shooting from an angle. (referring to kicking a field goal.)
-We need protection to be successful. (My coach explaining the importance of the offensive line)
-Penetrate through the holes! (our Defensive Line coach explaining to the defensive linemen to get to the quarterback)
-Just blast him. Take him off his feet and take him straight to his back. Get his feet in the air. (An inspiring pre-game speech given to our team's defense, on tackling.) (see more)
 
Robster
RATING: 4.7  VIEWS: 7372  VOTES: 9

 

2nd
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1) Take it to the hole!
2) Penetrate up the middle!
3) Nice stroke!
4) Get low!
5) Get on the floor!
6) Watch back door!

Can you answer all 6. Tell me what it means. Send your answers to my message so others don't see it. Get all correct & I'll give you an IBY! Have fun! ! ! !
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Manny_Fresh
RATING: 4.6  VIEWS: 7970  VOTES: 13

 

3rd
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I swear. If you don't know anything about high school wrestling, you could swear they were talking about sex. Examples
-"YOU GOTTA STEP RIGHT IN THERE AND PENETRATE! Once you penetrate, don't stop moving! Keep pushing." (Coach explaining a takedown)
-"Ride him out. Make sure your hips are above his because he might roll and you'll end up on your back." (Explaining "Top-Bottom" Wrestling.)
-"You gotta get them on their side and pull their hips tight against yours." (explaining a move called a "tilt") (see more)
 
Robster
RATING: 4.5  VIEWS: 6683  VOTES: 12

 

4th
-Breaststroke.Backstroke.
Do i need to say any more?haha.

-Fast when wet. (see more)
 
KTizzle
RATING: 4.4  VIEWS: 6884  VOTES: 8

 

5th
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PENETRATE! PENETRATE! SCORE! SCORE! (actual chant yelled by hundreds of people several time throughout the game) (see more)
 
chrit_cal
RATING: 4.4  VIEWS: 6496  VOTES: 2





Comments

KTizzle
KTizzle HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Swimming?!
it is!mwahaha.
prodigous
prodigous all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Swimming?!
ahah LOL! swimming seems so dirty since the emphasis is about being wet! ahha
prodigous
prodigous all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Basketball Terms!
bwhahaah LOL! makes me laugh!
prodigous
prodigous all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
bwhahaha LOL! Because back in Roman days wrestling was based off sex ahahha
fjhox
fjhox starter
over 3 years ago
re: Basketball Terms!
hahahahaha...this is nice!..5!..:D
Robster
Robster franchise
over 3 years ago
re: STANFORD FOOTBALL CHANT!!!
LOL. hahahaha man i love hearing that chant when i work there
KTizzle
KTizzle HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Swimming?!
hahahahahahahaha.yes,i do.yeah,whenever i say "i love backstroke", i often get weird stares too.haha.
notcool423
notcool423 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Swimming?!
i do swimming... its kinda funny when i talk about my favorite stroke in front of girls (if u know what i mean)
Robster
Robster franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
5'7" lol.
randomwierd0
randomwierd0 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
k. how tall r u?
Robster
Robster franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
i see. i'm at 130 but i'm slowly working towards 119.
randomwierd0
randomwierd0 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
oh. about 17?, but my coach wants me to 162. You?
Robster
Robster franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
no no no, how much do you weigh. lol
randomwierd0
randomwierd0 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
umm...novice?? I don't know, cause I'm a beginner and my coach is sending me to that tournament.
Robster
Robster franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
nice. what weight class?
PaulPwns
PaulPwns franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Football Innuendos.
hahahahahaha
PaulPwns
PaulPwns franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Basketball Terms!
hahaha...nice
randomwierd0
randomwierd0 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
yes, but imma freshman
Robster
Robster franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
randomweird0: i wrestle for El Camino..you wrestle for Lincoln?
randomwierd0
randomwierd0 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
what school do you wrestle for (im in SF too, and I'm at Lincoln)
Ceese
Ceese HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
Yup! Effing hilarious, LOL!
Raviz
Raviz pro
over 3 years ago
lizzard
lizzard all-city
over 3 years ago
re: Wrestling? Sexual?
halrious man
matreksboi
matreksboi legend
over 3 years ago
re: Swimming?!
lol
KTizzle
KTizzle HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Swimming?!
lmao.thought so.
 
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IBY Awards (2)

“LOLLLL!!! ^_^”
— bb_boo awarded Basketball Terms!
over 3 years ago
“CORRECT! ! ! !”
— Manny_Fresh awarded Wrestling? Sexual?
over 3 years ago