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What's the Difference Between a Bulldog and a Bull Dike?




70lbs and a Flannel Shirt!!  (see more)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd (see more)

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 7 out of 10 people are (see more)

a man walks into a bar.
ouch. (see more)

What to lesbians and vegetarians have in common



Nether one of them eat the sausage (see more)

What do you call a black man that flies a plane?




A pilot you racist a-hole!! (see more)