Best Movie Quote Ever (even if it's misquoted)

Ezekiel 25:17...The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the valley of the shadow of darkness, shepherds the weak, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS!!! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!! (see more)

It was the first WTH? moment ("What the Heck?".. I was 6 yrs old) I remember from my childhood... I couldn't wrap my head around the fact that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's dad. It is still one of the most quoted movie lines ever. Pop Culture classic. (see more)

"my sister was voted number 1 sex in mouth in all of kazakstan"

wah wah wee wah (see more)

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
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"You talkin' to me?!" (see more)

"I think we're goona need a bigger boat!" (see more)

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break em for no one." (see more)

"You sand-baggin son of a bitch!!!!" (see more)

I'm not a baby, I am a man.

I am an anchorman.

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

- Ron Burgundy, Anchorman (see more)

"I was born a poor, black child." Naven Johnson (Steve Martin) (see more)

"...Bond. James Bond."  (see more)

"Say hello to my little friend!"  (see more)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse!" (see more)

Ed Masry: What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?
Erin Brockovich: They're called boobs, Ed.  (see more)

"Milk was a bad choice" (see more)

"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! " John Heder as Napoleon in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (see more)

"That's my name, don't wear it out." (see more)

"Can you bring me my chapstick? ... But my lips hurt real bad!" -Jon Heder as Napoleon in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (see more)

"I meant to do that." Pee-Wee Herman from PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE (He meant to masturbate in a public porn flick and get arrested and go to jail... Just kidding!) (see more)

"I caught you a delicious bass" said by Napoleon Dynamite in the movie NAPOLEON DYNAMITE played by Jon Heder. (see more)