the crappy little elf name generator

Can you feel it? You seem smaller ... faster ... pointier ... elfier. You too can ride horses in fictitious English countryside settings while spouting utterly wooden, pretentious lines, wishing you were back at home smoking a bowl instead of questing with two hairy toadpeople who clearly wish they were smoking eachother.  (see more)

Can you feel it? You seem smaller ... faster ... pointier ... elfier. You too can ride horses in fictitious English countryside settings while spouting utterly wooden, pretentious lines, wishing you were back at home smoking a bowl instead of questing with two hairy toadpeople who clearly wish they were smoking eachother.

Nevertheless. Courageous to the core your elf name is: Mudface Merryweather .. Now all you must do is seek out the one true ring. If you know what we mean, fnar fnar.




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Mudface Hairtoe
...appropriate. =)) (see more)

Marehand Puddlegut  (see more)

Leafwind Granitebottom

Doesnt that make you wanna fart? (see more)

Marehand Merryweather  (see more)

JUNIPER REDNOSE (see more)

Leafwind Bracken  (see more)

Shetland Horsebeard, wtf?!?!? The image is the first that came up on google images, I think it is censored, but idk. (see more)

Mudface Horsebeard wow that is crappy lmfao (see more)

Shetland Clouddash


Can you feel it? You seem smaller ... faster ... pointier ... elfier. You too can ride horses in fictitious English countryside settings while spouting utterly wooden, pretentious lines, wishing you were back at home smoking a bowl instead of questing with two hairy toadpeople who clearly wish they were smoking eachother.

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i knew I'm an elf!!!!^^ (see more)

Moorhen Clouddash
Does NOT make any sense to me! LOL (see more)

Brookback Horsebeard. At least it isnt brokeback horsebeard. (see more)

Ashes Sunshine (see more)

Wooho
Squirrelnut Forestwick  (see more)