Worst on a Plane

In my opinion, second only to sick people (which has already been proposed), the worst 'person' to be stuck next to on a long plane ride is a 'fatty'.

The whole 'armrest argument' becomes moot when you are stuck next to a heaving mass of flesh, making a trip to the restroom becomes an ordeal of epic proportions, and god help you if 'fatty' decides they'd like to partake in two (if not more) snack boxes.

Listen, I'm all for fatties. I have nothing against people with a little extra lovin', either. I mean - Nobody loves excess more than I do! I'm talking hippopotamuses here, folks...

I just think manatees (or womanatees) should have to buy 2 tickets, so their inherent sprawl doesn't encroach on my already limited in-flight space!

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Someone with a crying baby or whining child...one word- Benadryl! Knock that little sucker out and we'll all be happier ;P (see more)

Yeah planes get people sick allll by themselves. Throw in some booze from last night and you might be happy you brought some extra clothes in your carry on =b Yuck (see more)

no thanks... especially if they have box cutters and they want to make an example of someone to gain compliance...
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UHG!! it wud suck to be stuck to Samuel L. Jackson!!...ok after seeing him in snakes on a plane clearly hes bad luck...i mean seriously first thinkg were talking and next thing u no a snake pops out of my bag and samuel starts yelling GET THESE MOTHER F**** SNAKES OUT OF THIS MOTHER F**** PLANE!!!






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this would definetly suck.. (see more)

that wuld be the worst and you cant deny it (see more)

Gross germs. The last thing person I want to be next is someone coughing up a lung and sneezing all ove the place. I could deal with anything else but that. I can be a germophobe sometimes. (see more)

is it just me or would that be wierd......c´mon.... it cant just be me.. (see more)

Someone who is talkative and just had alot of coffe. This is even worse if the flight is at night and your trying to sleep. (see more)

Just sitting by him would be creapy enough... then Id have to hear him talk... what a weirdo... (see more)

Its happened to me once, and it sucks. You cant get to sleep, and hes always so annoying. You don't even have to be sitting next to it to be annoyed, but the worst is when your right next to it. (see more)

So my dad took me back to his home in London, England. It's a seven hour flight and we were in the middle row in front of the the bathroom, and our seats didn't recline! (see more)