Famous movie lines gone bad

Jigsaw: Hello Adam, I Wanna Play A Game... How About Monopoly? (see more)

Leonidas:THIS IS JEOPARDY.


Alex Trebek:Wrong show buddy.

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I'm gonna make him a sandwich he can't refuse. (see more)

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your..... MOTHER!

Luke: say what?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (see more)

say hello to my little weiner (see more)

you woudnt like me when im horny RAWRRR (see more)

SORRY WE ONLY CARRY SIZE 1,3, AND 5 YOU CAN TRY WEIGHT WATCHERS (see more)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying fuck!

Gone with the wind (see more)

"You built a time machine...out of lego?" (see more)

Darth Vader: I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate.

Luke: well what does that make us?

Darth Vader: Absolutely nothing (see more)

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?

John McClane: Zippity-do-da zippity yay... mother*(&@*! (see more)

Dude, where's my car (see more)

i am
NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (see more)

Ill show u mine if u show me urs (see more)

E.T. phone Taco Bell (see more)

"I WANT THE FRIES!"

.... "YOU!!! CAN'T HANDLE THE FRIES!!!" (see more)

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. (see more)

May the pizza be with you... (see more)

I'm on top of a sinking ship! (see more)

the first rule of hair club is you don't talk about hair club. (see more)