Best pointless lines from funny movies....

Dumb and Dumber...

Lloyd-"Big Gulps eh? Welp, see ya later."

haha mmmm k... (see more)

two in the same scene
"Get the fuck out of my scuba gear!"--freddy's dad says to freddy , who is in the shower wearing full scuba gear.
"You saved me from the giant barracuda,"--freddy says to dad after dad pulls freddy's head out of the toilet (see more)

some guy: Colonel Guile, have you lost your mind?!
Colonel Guile: No! You've lost your balls! (see more)

Bill Pullman's character just had his tires shot out by the SWAT team but thought Judge Reinholdt's character did, to outwit Judge he asks

"Well, if you just shot at me, then where's your gun?"

Judge's response "Well you got me, I don't have one!!" (see more)

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K - Ted "Theodore" Logan in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (see more)

"I Love LAMP!" - Brick Tamland (Steve Carell) in Anchorman: Legen of Ron Burgandy (see more)

80's Movie...starring Bob and Doug McKenzie from SCTV.

Judge: "I'm sorry you can't split pleas like that"

Bob (to his brother): "Two bowls of split pleas soup to go, eh"

Don't ask me why I still find it hysterical. (see more)