Too Much Truth Serum

"Did you cry during Dirty Dancing?"

Bastards.... (see more)

Please don't ask me "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"

To answer honestly would be to break the delightful cycle of:

"Who me?"

"Yes you!"

"Couldn't be."

"Then who?"


Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera...ad nauseam, ad infinitum.


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Anything but this question:
"What really happened with that Liberian girl?"
Without the aid of the truth serum, I can only tell you that she came and she changed my world. It was a feeling so true. Just like in the movies. With two lovers in a scene. And she says... (see more)

K guys you know this is true worst question ever to be asked

Do i look fat in these jeans?

cuz one either you know your chick is fat but you dont care

or two your chick is so far from fat people think she has an eating disorder and that question is about as ridiculous as asking a vegetarian if they would like their steak well or medium well...

so ladies never ask that question ok
cuz you can't handle the truth (see more)

"So you really know all the words to every song in BOTH grease movies?"

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How do I look (see more)