YOUR BEST "YO MAMA JOKE"

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Your Mama is so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell (see more)

yo momma's so fat, in high shool she sat next to everybody!!haha (see more)

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. (see more)

Yo Mamma is so fat her blodtype is Nutella (see more)

Your mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed! (see more)

Yo momma is so short she can slam dunk her bus fair!!! (see more)

Your Mama sooo fat, she uses Doors for her computer instead of windows. (see more)

Yo Mama is SOOOO UGLYYYY......minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! (see more)

Yo Mamma is so stupid that she waited for a stop sign to say go.  (see more)

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. (see more)

"YO MAMMAS HOUSE IS SO DIRTY I HAVE TO WIPE MY FEET BEFORE I GO BACK OUTSIDE"

"YOUR MAMMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE TRIED ON A PAIR OF GUESS JEAN, THE ANSWER POPPED OUT"

"YOUR MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES OUTSIDE WITH A RED DRESS KIDS GO KOOLAID KOOLAID"  (see more)

Yo Mama so fat it takes 2 buses and 1 train ride to get on her good side. (see more)

Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car. (see more)

yo mama is SO fat when she goes into the ocean all the whales sing
"WE ARE FAMILY!" lol (see more)

yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince!
yo momma got a wooden leg and a real foot that has feelings (see more)

yo mama is so fat that when gos said let there be light, he asked her to move first (see more)

yo mamma is so old when she went to school, there was no history (see more)

Yo mama's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang! (see more)