Worst Song Lyric Ever

My lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin (see more)

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!
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ok he says something about cranking
something like that
superman that hoe? or somewhat
um. he keeps on saying you and such..
i dunno.
just awful, just awful.. (see more)

Possibly the most nonsensical piece of crap ever. Behold some of the lyrics:

Chorus:
New kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the
Summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch
Id take her if I had one wish
But shes been gone since that summer,
Since that summer
Hip-hop mama layed spic & span
Met you one summer and it all began
Youre the best girl that I ever did see
The great larry bird, jersey 33
When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me willy whistle cause I cant speak baby
Somethin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I cant forget you and it makes me mad left one
Day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Mccaullay culkin wasnt home alone
Fell deep in love, but now we aint speakin
Michael j. fox was alex P Keaton

Gold. .  (see more)

Nelly....... eugh!! disgusting

"u ain't from Russia! so bitch why u Rushin" (see more)

"we can make love till we both wake up!"


what the f*ck?! huh?! (see more)

Squinched up your face and did a dance
Shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants (see more)

lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them with mountains.

or something thought provoking like that.  (see more)

I think the song was called,"let's go" : "and everybody,know somebody, that
know somebody,that know somethin bout it.." what the hell?! (see more)

Yeah!

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder ... now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yea (see more)

How can a song with such a cool beat have such talentless song lyrics: I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it (see more)

take it to the momo (see more)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy) (see more)

everytime this comes on i want to shoot myself (see more)

I swim laps around the english channell/I got a cocker spaniel... lol that is just fucking horrible (see more)

Ice Box by Omarion

"I got this ice box where my heart used to be" (see more)

I loved you with a fire red. Now it's turning blue. (see more)

"If it's a camera up in here,
then I best not catch this flick on youuu-tuuube" (see more)

here are some parts of his song:

I'm sorry but seeing you mad is so sexy

Mad together and have angry sex (I'll blow you out)

How the hell do you have angry sex? Whats up with this guy!!? (see more)

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron Chacarron, n', aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron

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