Best "Go Away" Response to a Cheesy "Hello"

GUY:: well helllo there

ME:: omg a rapist ~slap in face~ someone help!

&& i bet you'll never see tht guy or his cheesy smile ever agin! (see more)

SCRATCH UR LEG AND TELL THEM THE DOCTOR SAID IT'LL BE GONE IN A WEEK. (see more)

GUY:: hey i have we met cause i sure want to meet you...

MEE:: umm ha yeah i dont wanna see you and your cheeeezyyy smile ever again..

~walk away~ (see more)

Random person: Well Hello!
Me: If you calm down, your death will be less painful. (see more)

Guy who walks up to me: Hi, I'm ____. (smiles in smirkish way)


Me: Hi, I'm way out of your league! (I smile and skip away :P) (see more)

men:ehemm hi!

me:ehemm are you talking to me?loser!!=D (see more)

yell "IM NOT GAY" and run away. (see more)

this ugly chick walks by and smiles at me

me(to my friend): look dude that chick digs u! (see more)

Them: Hey sexy.
Me: My mom says my left nipple's higher than my right nipple... that or the other way around, hey do you think this breast is bigger than the other? Do these pants make me look fat? Why aren't I perfect? WHY DOESN'T GOT WANT ME?!?!?!?! (see more)

Person: Hi

Me:...

Person: Cat got your togue?


Me: no i was wondering how fun it would be watching you suffer a long and pain death. >:) (see more)

-well heeellllooo

- before you say another word can you answer a question?

-uuhh.. s- sure

- do you know how to spell "get the fuck out of my face or ill punch your face into a pulp"? cmon is it one word? two?

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Guy : Well hello there sexy ;)

girl: Hey, michael jackson just called, he says he wants his thong back...





:) (see more)

spray them with pepper spray and when they scream" what the heck!!!" you say " Im a pepper spray salesperson, would you like another free sample" and spray them again (see more)

Playa: Hey Sexy, let's go back to your place...

You: Sure!!! I can show you all 250 beanie babies in my collection! I have Baby Goldie, Baby Hoot Owl, Bessie the Cow...Wait where are you going?
;-) (see more)

I need an adult i need an adult!!!!!!!! (see more)

HOLLY CRAP DID THAT PLANT JUST TALK TO ME (see more)

Girl: hello how are you doing?
Me: um sorry... i dont think that my boyfriend would like that im talking to you (see more)

What did u say to me? (see more)

"i'm sorry, what was it about me that made you think i was remotley interested in you or anything you've got to say?"


then turn back to my drink, or slinkily walk past

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I'm a serial killer  (see more)