Worst thing someone has ever asked you

A date once asked me if I would urinate in his mouth!
No joke!
(see my entry for "Most Disastrous Date". (see more)

Can I borrow you toothbrush.... (see more)

have u ever eaten dog?

NO, damn im filipino but ive never eaten dog. worst stereotype ever. (see more)

when is the baby due?


when your not even pregnant. (see more)

well its not the worst but did this happen to you before??

When your out shopping in the store waiting for you friend or looking at clothes..
a random person asks you.. excuse me.. do you guys have a small in this?
im like.. i don't work here... (see more)

I was workin at a gamestop and one of my co-workers (who was 27 years old at the time) asked me "what's 30 plus 5?" (see more)

I was waiting on this table at work (I'm a waitress). This guy and girl were sitting there with an infant and a little girl.

I'm taking their order and the guy blirts out at me, "Do you have any breast milk?"

I just walked away.

I had on a shirt with tie and black slacks, nothing revealing.

Rude, what do you thin?

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Do you want my crusties? (see more)

Why does your BUTT stick out?


I understand this can be taken either way... but when you're 14 and its asked by a group of girls... my response was "umm... cause i work it out alot" (see more)

Dude, do you shave your ass? (see more)

After I caught my girl cheating 3 times with the same guy, I said yes. (see more)

Is it in yet?(it was in for about 10 minutes) (see more)

are you gay?

WTF. NO! (see more)

How do you make a baby? (see more)

Are you a hooker?

Just cuz I'm the only black girl in an Irish pub on St. Patty's day doesn't make me a hooker, or so i thought (see more)

it happened to me like more than 2 times..

there are these people who will call your house and i guess sell something..

they used to ask for my mom then suddenly i was asked for my step dad..

"may speak with mr. ******?"
"i'm sorry.. who?"
"mr. ******"
"uhmmm.. he's dead.. he died like 3 yrs ago.."

-some of them was so shocked about what i replied and just hang up on me.. only 1 had the courage to apologize and didn't panic about what i said..

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when i was 12, i went to work with my dad and i was helping this lady with her purchase. so I was ringing in her things on the cash register and all of a sudden she was like "do you have any kids?" in a really pissed off way and i was like "uhh... no" and she was like "well you don't know what its like!" and stormed away LOL!  (see more)

I was asked one time:

Are you boys brothers?

Well, th problem with that was the old lady was talking to me and my mom... (see more)

My best friend asked at a party to have threesome with him and his girlfriend, i was like hell no. That was wrong, we aint very close no more!  (see more)

I made friends with this girl from work i had known her for 6 months we tanned together ... she asked me to go to a car show with her and her husband and when they were taking me home they started casually talking about how she told him to flirt with her boss to get a leg up i thought they were joking... she grabbed my arm and said we want to be with you ... he said to me get it? I took my arm back and said i get it and sorry im not in to you two like that. i was afraid that i might not get home safely so i wanted to be polite as possible but that is so far from what i really wanted to say!! I WAS AMAZED HER HUSBAND WOULDNT DROP IT AT WORK SO I FINNALY HAD TO TELL MY BOSS ON THEM, SEXUALLY HARRASING ME.. FUNNY THING IS THEY MUST HAVE HAD THAT LEG UP CAUSE I WAS THE ONE THAT GOT FIRED. (see more)