"Cleaned Up" Swear Words...

OH SHIFT!!!!!!!!

hehe :P (see more)

OW!! HOLY SHIZNIZZLEWIZZLECRIZZLEDIZZLESHIZZLE!!!! (see more)

Awww...Fu...Fuddruckers! (see more)

Oh fudgsicles... that sure hurt :-) (see more)

jack monkey...that replaces motherf*cker in alot of conversations around my house. i don't know where i came up with it at, but the kids love it. (see more)

Oh fuh-cryin out loud!

Got danruff and some of it itches!

Mother ffffather!

and my favorite... PEACHES!! (see more)

im gonna pineapple slap your ascots you mother chucking spiddlestick (see more)

Holy Sheepdogs you stupid sandy beach with palm trees. (see more)

SHIZNITS! :) (see more)

Ahh...Mother Father... (see more)

I replace son of a bi...
to son of a biscut (see more)

i am gonna punch ur fudgeing cocksicles. (see more)

MOTHER, FATHER SISTER BROTHER!!!! (see more)

ah,you fluffin fluff face! shhh-uut the fruuunt door. (see more)

Instead of the first four letters, you say SHITAUKI, and if you need to mushrooms. (see more)

MOTHER..Father Brother Sister

Holy Shitake Mushrooms (see more)

Bollocks. (see more)

OCH WHAT THE BARNACLE (see more)

I got it from Tourette's Guy. I think it's funny (see more)

WHAT THE FUNK IS THAT?! THAT SHEET LOOKS LIKE A FUNKING, COB-SUCKING, SON OF A BEACH! I MEAN, WHAT THE ASSET CRACKERS IS THAT FUNKING THING?! OH, IT BELONGS TO THAT CONT-INUATION OF AN UGLY HUMAN BEING! WHAT AN UGLY ASSET BEACH!!! (see more)