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Funniest Short-length Joke

one entry only.what is the funniest joke you 've heard? must be relatively short...


total challengers: 26   
1st
short length joke
Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says, "I've got a huge crack."

The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not f*cking hard yet." (see more)
 
akabeast
BY akabeast
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 512  VOTES: 13

 

2nd
enlarge photo
thats what she said
"k, just waiting till you get it all in"

"Thats what she said"

 (see more)
 
GuitarKing3441
BY GuitarKing3441
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 376  VOTES: 6

 

3rd
joke
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.  (see more)
 
Heat_Girl
BY Heat_Girl
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 406  VOTES: 7

 

4th
funny joke!
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested! (see more)
 
deadted94
BY deadted94
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 471  VOTES: 10

 

5th
joking
what do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.  (see more)
 
cometome
BY cometome
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 383  VOTES: 11

 

6th
Long Face (Redone)
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?". The horse replies, "Because I'm a fucking horse" (see more)
 
hockeylegend69
BY hockeylegend69all me
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 351  VOTES: 3

 

7th
What's Red and Smells like Blue Paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red Pain! (see more)
 
gandhi22
BY gandhi22all me
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 383  VOTES: 8

 

8th
enlarge photo
10 cm
What is the difference between OOOH! and aaah! ?

About 10 cm... (see more)
 
Wooshy
BY Wooshy
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 351  VOTES: 4

 

9th
what did one straw say to the other?
what did one straw say to the other?

You Suck! (see more)
 
gandhi22
BY gandhi22all me
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 347  VOTES: 4

 

10th
QWERTY
...............YOUR FACE! (see more)
 
DaraJonas
BY DaraJonas
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 371  VOTES: 4

 

11th
Lady gaga
How do you wake up Lady Gaga

You poke her face (poker face) (see more)
 
MusicIsMyLife
BY MusicIsMyLife
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 323  VOTES: 6

 

12th
Football
What do you call a 300-pound linebacker?

"Sir"
:x (see more)
 
danmayerisgod
BY danmayerisgod
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 315  VOTES: 6

 

13th
My joke lol
Q: what has six balls and rips you off daily?

A: The Lottery :P lol (see more)
 
sheylo
BY sheylo
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 328  VOTES: 8

 

14th
so true
-Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?
-By the time she gets ready no other place is open.  (see more)
 
spothisto
BY spothisto
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 323  VOTES: 7

 

15th
Joke I Made When I Was 9
What Do You Call A Hippo With No Bum?


A Hippo-Bottemless (see more)
 
Flo1283
BY Flo1283all me
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 282  VOTES: 3

 

16th
Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from KFC.
HAHAHAHA (see more)
 
abbottay
BY abbottayall me
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 256  VOTES: 3

 

17th
Chuck
Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's, he pushes the earth down...  (see more)
 
Panoulis
BY Panoulis
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 254  VOTES: 3

 

18th
is this to mean??
Q:Where does a guy with one leg work?

A: iHOP

hahahaha thats mean..sorry.=] (see more)
 
Hannahshanae
BY Hannahshanaeall me
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 291  VOTES: 3

 

19th
dirty mind
Skin meets Skin
When is that

the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
and balls disappear..

dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES (see more)
 
chris4350
BY chris4350
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 281  VOTES: 2

 

20th
Sorry im blonde
A man walks up to a woman and says "How are you doing today?"

The woman quickly replies "Sorry i didnt understand you."

Then a midget walked up and said "No shit your a blonde!!!" (see more)
 
Tony_Tucker
BY Tony_Tuckerall me
RATING: 0.0  VIEWS: 259  VOTES: 0



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Comments

Chris_Jastrow
Chris_Jastrow jv
over 3 years ago
re: ur mom
that would be your cousin's girlfriend's dad went to pizza hut...
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81447
81447 captain
over 3 years ago
re: My joke lol
hahaha
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81447
81447 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Football
:P
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81447
81447 captain
over 3 years ago
re: short length joke
Best joke EVER! :D
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anngiibaby
anngiibaby starter
over 3 years ago
re: What's Red and Smells like Blue Paint?
pain? you mean paint , i guess?
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anngiibaby
anngiibaby starter
over 3 years ago
re: dirty mind
lol
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RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 3 years ago
re: short length joke
lol! Nice one man. 5!!!
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