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Funniest Short-length Joke

one entry only.what is the funniest joke you 've heard? must be relatively short...


total challengers: 26   
21st
Boiling Eggs
What did one egg say to the other when they were placed in boiling water?

I cant get hard, I was just laid by a chick (see more)
 
gandhi22
BY gandhi22all me
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 63  VOTES: 2

 

22nd
lol
whats the differance between a ran over presidant and a ran over dog ?

the tyre marks are in front of the dog
lololol (see more)
 
pete99
BY pete99all me
RATING: 0.0  VIEWS: 61  VOTES: 0

 

23rd
short length joke
Tom,James and Lacy ...are sitting in a room tom and james took viagra pills and raped Lacy (see more)
 
osvaldo210
BY osvaldo210
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 1

 

24th
ur mom
your mom's brother's son's girlfriend's dad went to pizza hut(your cusin's girlfriend went to pizza hut) (see more)
 
chris4350
BY chris4350all me
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 73  VOTES: 2



 
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Comments

Chris_Jastrow
Chris_Jastrow jv
over 2 years ago
re: ur mom
that would be your cousin's girlfriend's dad went to pizza hut...
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81447
81447 captain
over 2 years ago
re: My joke lol
hahaha
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81447
81447 captain
over 2 years ago
re: Football
:P
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81447
81447 captain
over 2 years ago
re: short length joke
Best joke EVER! :D
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anngiibaby
anngiibaby starter
over 2 years ago
re: What's Red and Smells like Blue Paint?
pain? you mean paint , i guess?
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anngiibaby
anngiibaby starter
over 2 years ago
re: dirty mind
lol
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RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 2 years ago
re: short length joke
lol! Nice one man. 5!!!
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