the best revenge you ever had on a friend

it all started with one of my friends spitting in my beer while i went to go break the seal(take a leak). it wasnt just a little spit, it was a hell of alot and i drank it all.after i was done he told me bout it and i puked it out.

So my revenge was so sweet and took a while bcuz he would have known i would try something funny. after a month i called him over to drink. b4 we hooked up, i drank half a beer and filled the other half with my piss. lol. so i decided "hey lets see who could down a beer faster", so we did. he looked at me and said"is this beer stale or suomethingf and i said "biatch, how does piss taste like.dont f with my beer!!!!!!  (see more)

my friend and i were smoking on our lunch break on a freezing cold day and our co workers locked us out cuz they don't want us to smoke LOL! so to get back at them, we put a shock thing from an electric collar under the carpet so every time they would walk by, they would get stunned LOL!  (see more)

one day my friend was taking a crap in a washroom at a restaurant so i turned off the lights while he was in the stall.thats what u get for prank calling me all those nights at light 4 in the morning (see more)