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S-H-O-N L-O-C-K shonlock!! haha! (see more)

lol (see more)

love (see more)

hate (see more)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Why did the monky cross the road? to get to the other slide. Why did the woman cross the road? Who the hell cares, why is she out of the kitchen!

oh i didnt make each joke but i (think i) was the first to put them in unison leading up to the last one (see more)

Q: Why was Father Christmas arrested?
A: For calling a girl a "ho" three times! (see more)

The chick crapped in the donkey's mouth then ran away and flew in a bucket. (see more)

Q: How many continents are there?
Person: Hmm, let's see... A, E, I, O, U. 5! ...Oh, five isn't a choice! (see more)

Wanna know the secret in how to never lose?
Win. (see more)