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Worst thing to find in bed in the morning

Ever wake up in the morning? and wonder how the hell you or something/someone got there? write it down! Tell us about it!


total challengers: 3   
1st
woke up on friends couch 6am with their dad pissed off caz i was on his couch and that his tv didnt work (see more)
 
mlb8574
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 62  VOTES: 3

 

2nd
I guess One Night, I had bought a spider. Then decided to bring it home. During the middle of the night, it decided to crawl into my bed with me, eat me, and then die of exploded stomach. Thank goodness it wasn't poisonous. lol (see more)
 
Broadwaystar2b
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 12  VOTES: 1

 

3rd
woke up on morning in a cold dark lonely basement, confused to whose basement it was and how i got here, was trying to think what i did the night before, i heard people up stairs talking watching tv i had no clue what time it was, or where my phone went to. i had to pee so bad to the point where i couldn't hold it, i had to face my fears and go up stairs to figure out where i was at, my friend who i went out with the night before was past out on the steps. . what a relief woke him up and he was just as confused as i was. .  (see more)
 
bluegrover1985
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 14  VOTES: 2





Comments

mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: i knoww lol i was gonna have one wen i was there but im fuckin full to my big fat tummys content. n therefore, allllll goooood
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: It worked out in the end, we never even finished them.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: ya daaaamn right giiiiirl. to bad we had to go wit the mids, it was a sad face time indeed
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: And Kenny likes big daddys.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: u know what else they have? herpies. you kmow who else has herps? kirsten.
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: Prostitutes are people too. And they have a lot if disposable income.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: not good enough, say sorry ferrai
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta:i refuse to speak to u nemore till u apologize
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: Everybody knows that the third person is supposed to be a stranger.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: i need u to stop right now!
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: Dumbo could always fly. He just needed a magic feather.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: bitch
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: mini skirt and thru a pair of super fash victoria secret undies
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: alright penis girl, im done with ur crap. u can do take ur fashion, and ur war/love hippie shit. n go hug ur trees somewhere else. than stick em up ur ass, right under ur fashionable
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: Whether it's love or war you're outfitiing for, thank goodness for fasion.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: oh noww, watch urself. caz when i put away, im all used up and dry as a bone. PEW PEW!!!...hehe, gotcha....
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: Now...now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: uuuuuuuuuu have no boyfriend, because yourrr facee, is far tooo green. soooo stop lyin n get over urself sonny
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: Now that I went to prom with my highschool boyfriend he feels like my highschool boyfriend.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: sounds like ur watching gossip girl, thats the only place where i can imagin poeple saying seriously gay, yet catchy. sayings, alllll the time
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: Look like an angel, talk like an angel; the devil in disguise.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: it stands for Sluts Make kirsten wetDream
kirstentrotta
kirstentrotta starter
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@mlb8574: No it meas saluting marble dealers.
mlb8574
mlb8574 pro
about 1 year ago
re: shaggy
@kirstentrotta: smd means stuck my dick u fuckin noob
 
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