Worst thing to find in bed in the morning

woke up on friends couch 6am with their dad pissed off caz i was on his couch and that his tv didnt work (see more)

I guess One Night, I had bought a spider. Then decided to bring it home. During the middle of the night, it decided to crawl into my bed with me, eat me, and then die of exploded stomach. Thank goodness it wasn't poisonous. lol (see more)

woke up on morning in a cold dark lonely basement, confused to whose basement it was and how i got here, was trying to think what i did the night before, i heard people up stairs talking watching tv i had no clue what time it was, or where my phone went to. i had to pee so bad to the point where i couldn't hold it, i had to face my fears and go up stairs to figure out where i was at, my friend who i went out with the night before was past out on the steps. . what a relief woke him up and he was just as confused as i was. .  (see more)