Best Swine Flu Jokes

look @ the pic (see more)

Kermit the Frog was found dead in Miss Piggy's house. Apparently you CAN get it from eating pork. (see more)

so because of this swine flu they're killing all th pigs


sorry to hear about your mum (see more)

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly" Indeed 100 days into Obamas presidency-the Swine flu. (see more)

A blonde is watching the news and hears that 2 brazillian men have died from swine flu.
She starts to cry and asks her friend, "How many is in a brazillian?" (see more)

first paragraph on the left: As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself,thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.
Next Paragraph: Pooh thought to himself: " If the pig sneezes, He's F**kin dead." (see more)

In order to avoid contracting the Swine Flu, the World Health Organization recommends staying away from areas where large numbers of people gather. Like Paris Hilton's va****. (see more)

this should be printed on a tshirt;

"i went to mexico and all i got was this swine flu mask " (see more)

cant eat pork...... swine flu
cant eat chicken......bird flu
cant eat beef...... mad cow
cant eat eggs......salmonella
cant eat fish...heavy metal poisons in their water
cant eat fruit and veggies....insecticides and herbicides
I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
spelled backwards! is
'DESSERTS'
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I was afraid that I'd get swine flu the other day because I got pulled over by a police officer...so I started to run and he asked why...I said because you're a pig... (see more)

the big bad wolf said to the pig " ill huff and ill puff and ill blow yuur house down" and the little pig said " yuu do that mate ill sneeze on yaa !! "

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We have been informed that Kermit the frog died last night of the swine flu!!! His last words were "That effin pig said she was clean!!!" (see more)

swine flu huh ?

do you want fries with that ? (see more)

The World Health Organization said that most people who get the swine flu do not need drugs. How ironic, seeing that most people who get the swine flu went to Mexico.  (see more)

How did the pig get on the roof?

The swine flu. (see more)

It is said that you can get swine flu from direct contact with pigs. Bad news for Bill Clinton. (see more)

What "SWINE" means...

S-stupid
W-wetbacks
I-infecting
N-nearly
E-everyone (see more)

I picked up the phone and rang NHS direct last night because i wanted to know the syimptoms of swine flu, but all i got was CRACKELING!!! (see more)

people keep asking me if I'm worried about the swine, but I assure them I've never worked in law enforcement. (see more)

ok soo a chinese dude fucks a chicken:bird flu

a black dude fucks a cow:mad cow disease

wait, WHOS THE NASTY WETBACK WHO FUCKED A PIG!!!!! (see more)