Best Chuck Norris Fact

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"- Write 'find Chuck Norris' on Google
- Click on 'I'm feeling lucky'"  (see more)

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost. (see more)

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. (see more)

chuck norris dosent have to do anything for a klondike bar. (see more)

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. (see more)

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. (see more)

when chuck norris flips the light switch he doesn't turn off the lights he turns on the dark (see more)

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.  (see more)

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair doesn't grow on steel. (see more)

Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sylvester Stalone all go to heaven. When they get to heaven they decide to go talk to God. Standing in front of God's heavenly throne, Stalone notices that the chair on God's right hand side is empty. Sylvester decides to ask God about it.

"Hey God, hey uh, why is that chair uh empty?"

God replies, "That chair is reserved only for one who is worthy".

"Well uh hey, God. Can I uh sit there, eh? asks Stallone, adding "I was a pretty big bad ass back on earth, and I think that uh makes me worth or sumthin'".

Hearing this, Arnold Schwarzenegger just flips out.

"You can't sit there! Only I can sit there! I was the Governator! I am the one who is worthy!" yells Arnold.

God watches Arnold and Sylvester arguing for a little while then turns to Chuck Norris.

"Chuck, you've been awfully quiet. Do you have anything to say?" asks God.

Chuck looks God straight in the eye and says:
"It's Mr. Norris to you, and get out of my chair". (see more)

Chuck Norris was banned from IBY because he could win every comp by entering a picture of himself! (see more)

ok i didnt look thru all the facts so i dont know if mine was said, so ill say 3

Chuck norris went to the virgin islands, came back, they were just called the islands

Chuck norris can do a wheely on a unicycle

the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris every night
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Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face. (see more)

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. (see more)

Little Kids Pee Their Name Into Snow, Bruce Lee Pees His Name Into Concrete

Chuck Norris Pees His Name Into Bruce Lee!!! (see more)

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. (see more)

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. (see more)

When Chuck Norris cracked his knuckles,he created the Grand Canyon.  (see more)

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. (see more)

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father (see more)