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How Do You Beat Baron Davis?

Baron has just challenged you to a one-on-one basketball game. What's your strategy to beat him and score the most points?


total challengers: 29   
1st
I'm not sure if that'll work but it's worth a shot LMAO! (see more)
 
JENFABULOUS
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 491  VOTES: 33

 

2nd
I'll see your flashing and raise you a topless. That should distract him completely :) If not, I better have quick release shorts or I'll never win. (see more)
 
Dashman
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 170  VOTES: 12

 

3rd
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Morph urself into MICHAEL JORDAN (see more)
 
Heat_Girl
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 256  VOTES: 23

 

4th
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-first buy a gun
-sneak it on the court
-ask him if you can shoot first
-then BAM
-Game Over (see more)
 
Ramirez
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 107  VOTES: 6

 

5th
you turn into a POWER RANGER, by then he will be confused. Every two seconds you yell go go power rangers. He will just walk away, giving you the win (see more)
 
akabeast
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 339  VOTES: 30

 

6th
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When you check the ball on pick up games and they give it back to you... I'd check it and throw it at his balls and run around him and score! muahahaha (see more)
 
Jeppy
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 176  VOTES: 18

 

7th
im gonna do my best 2 win even though i suck at basket ball and im probably gonna lose (see more)
 
luvmiki
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 66  VOTES: 3

 

8th
I would dress like a woman and hopefully he would take it easy on me.Then, I would score some quick points before he realizes I am a guy. (see more)
 
dcross
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 170  VOTES: 8

 

9th
Straight ballin. Do what I can do. Pump fakes, crossovers, drive to the rim, anything...Nothing better than to try & beat Baron fair & square. None of this crap saying you'll change into Chuck Norris or smash his balls. C'mon now... (see more)
 
negrana
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 148  VOTES: 22

 

10th
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I'd cover the court in vaseline, and start praying. (see more)
 
maxguy
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 282  VOTES: 22

 

11th
Well i know in basketball i'd fail miserably But when i'm finished with the game i'd invite him to a one on one game of IBY There i would turn the staked and holla IBEAT YOU ha (see more)
 
octosme
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 63  VOTES: 9

 

12th
I think I could win him if I'm lucky shooting from the long range and of course playing dirty defence but not like Bruce Bowen I ain' t that evil. (see more)
 
kuentin1
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 100  VOTES: 9

 

13th
Me, I'm a baller. I just go at him and give it all I got. You can't show no fear and don't back down. I wouldn't mind doing that. I want to see if my game has improved or not. The bad news, he's a foot taller than me! (see more)
 
Manny_Fresh
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 7

 

14th
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I WILL CLONE A BARON DAVIS HE WILL BE:
- STRONGER
- FASTER
- PRETTIER (yes I said prettier)
He will shadow the real BAROns every move. wHILE he is beING guarded BY supER BARON. i will use my average YET very effective b-BAll skills to dominate. YEAH! (see more)
 
merkmonkee
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 81  VOTES: 7

 

15th
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Well you'd have to really piss him off, talk crap about his girl, his mom, anything to make the rage come out. After he's done kicking my ass I guess i'd win by DQ.. My only shot i'm no baller haha (see more)
 
mushfree
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 110  VOTES: 17

 

16th
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i'd smile, look all innocent and say,
"Gee Mr. Davis, my mom's watching, and she really wants to see me win.."
And when he least expects, crossover on his ass and score!!! (see more)
 
LiLMissyK
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 82  VOTES: 10

 

17th
I show up wearing a helmet and say in a retarded voice: "Alex READY!!!!!!!!"
then Baron would think I have a mental issue he would feel sorry and let me win! :P (see more)
 
ArlingtonIdiot
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 53  VOTES: 10

 

18th
ummmm....there is no way to beat Baron! he is a beast! haha! :D maybe if.....nope nevermind (see more)
 
warriorzfan185
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 8

 

19th
my strategy would be to call chuck norris to beat him!!! (see more)
 
smeeks87
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 8

 

20th
I'd lead him towards the Hoop, when we're close enouge I make a kick at his gentle area, so he goes down on his knees, then I'll quickly grab the ball walk behind Baron, a few steps, then I'd quickly run towards him, use his crouched body to propell myself into the hoop so I could score. (see more)
 
JackTheRiffer
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 65  VOTES: 11



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Comments

msclumsieee
msclumsieee all-state
over 3 years ago
re: this is how you beat him
hahahhahahhha
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: MAKE HIM SOME EXLAX BROWNIES
OHH IT WAS AN IDEA I WOULD NEVER DO IT THO HAHAHA
masterofchocolate
masterofchocolate all-state
over 3 years ago
re: FLASH HIM!
hahahahaha thats funny!
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: MAKE HIM SOME EXLAX BROWNIES
LMAO!!! You evil, evil woman! hahaha
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: FLASH HIM!
Thank you hon! Looks like I've lost to topless though haha...
Ampmstr
Ampmstr franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Mr. Davis
ha good one!
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: FLASH HIM!
NOW THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Mr. Davis
CRAZY HAHA
Dashman
Dashman pro
over 3 years ago
re: PLAY TOPLESS
Thanks sweetie
christina_rdh
christina_rdh all-state
over 3 years ago
re: PLAY TOPLESS
That'll work! 555
Ramirez
Ramirez captain
over 3 years ago
re: FLASH HIM!
--he'd laugh if i flashed him--
Ramirez
Ramirez captain
over 3 years ago
re: Check the ball
--definetly agree with that one--
sweet_cheeks_willie
over 3 years ago
re: PLAY TOPLESS
LMFAO !!! I gotta see that !!!
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: MJ
GOOD ONE HUN 55
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
Ampmstr
Ampmstr franchise
over 3 years ago
re: FLASH HIM!
haha! lol, perfect strategy!
jazzyx33
jazzyx33 franchise
over 3 years ago
LiLMissyK
LiLMissyK varsity
over 3 years ago
re: HAHAHAHA BARON...
mine would totally win....haha
akabeast
akabeast franchise
over 3 years ago
luvmiki
luvmiki starter
over 3 years ago
re: this is how you beat him
haha thats funny
akabeast
akabeast franchise
over 3 years ago
re: this is how id beat baron
you are playing him one on one! not chuck norris
SirDooFuss
SirDooFuss starter
over 3 years ago
re: Athleticism
Finally! A true Gamer!
jEaNa
jEaNa starter
over 3 years ago
jOsHiEOwasHiE
jOsHiEOwasHiE captain
over 3 years ago
re: Dress up like a woman
HAHA JUWANAMAN HIS BUTT! YEEEEE!
SirDooFuss
SirDooFuss starter
over 3 years ago
re: SPIKE LEE???
As long as I don't shoot an airball or it bounces over the backboard, I got a chance of at least a tie!
 
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IBY Awards (5)

“BEST EVER JEN!!!”
— swtmandamay awarded FLASH HIM!
over 3 years ago
“CRAZIEST!!!”
— swtmandamay awarded Mr. Davis
over 3 years ago
“funny!”
— Ampmstr awarded FLASH HIM!
over 3 years ago