How Do You Beat Baron Davis?

I'm not sure if that'll work but it's worth a shot LMAO! (see more)

I'll see your flashing and raise you a topless. That should distract him completely :) If not, I better have quick release shorts or I'll never win. (see more)

Morph urself into MICHAEL JORDAN (see more)

-first buy a gun
-sneak it on the court
-ask him if you can shoot first
-then BAM
-Game Over (see more)

you turn into a POWER RANGER, by then he will be confused. Every two seconds you yell go go power rangers. He will just walk away, giving you the win (see more)

When you check the ball on pick up games and they give it back to you... I'd check it and throw it at his balls and run around him and score! muahahaha (see more)

im gonna do my best 2 win even though i suck at basket ball and im probably gonna lose (see more)

I would dress like a woman and hopefully he would take it easy on me.Then, I would score some quick points before he realizes I am a guy. (see more)

Straight ballin. Do what I can do. Pump fakes, crossovers, drive to the rim, anything...Nothing better than to try & beat Baron fair & square. None of this crap saying you'll change into Chuck Norris or smash his balls. C'mon now... (see more)

I'd cover the court in vaseline, and start praying. (see more)

Well i know in basketball i'd fail miserably But when i'm finished with the game i'd invite him to a one on one game of IBY There i would turn the staked and holla IBEAT YOU ha (see more)

I think I could win him if I'm lucky shooting from the long range and of course playing dirty defence but not like Bruce Bowen I ain' t that evil. (see more)

Me, I'm a baller. I just go at him and give it all I got. You can't show no fear and don't back down. I wouldn't mind doing that. I want to see if my game has improved or not. The bad news, he's a foot taller than me! (see more)

I WILL CLONE A BARON DAVIS HE WILL BE:
- STRONGER
- FASTER
- PRETTIER (yes I said prettier)
He will shadow the real BAROns every move. wHILE he is beING guarded BY supER BARON. i will use my average YET very effective b-BAll skills to dominate. YEAH! (see more)

Well you'd have to really piss him off, talk crap about his girl, his mom, anything to make the rage come out. After he's done kicking my ass I guess i'd win by DQ.. My only shot i'm no baller haha (see more)

i'd smile, look all innocent and say,
"Gee Mr. Davis, my mom's watching, and she really wants to see me win.."
And when he least expects, crossover on his ass and score!!! (see more)

I show up wearing a helmet and say in a retarded voice: "Alex READY!!!!!!!!"
then Baron would think I have a mental issue he would feel sorry and let me win! :P (see more)

ummmm....there is no way to beat Baron! he is a beast! haha! :D maybe if.....nope nevermind (see more)

my strategy would be to call chuck norris to beat him!!! (see more)

I'd lead him towards the Hoop, when we're close enouge I make a kick at his gentle area, so he goes down on his knees, then I'll quickly grab the ball walk behind Baron, a few steps, then I'd quickly run towards him, use his crouched body to propell myself into the hoop so I could score. (see more)