Funny Ways to Dump Someone

.If I see you then I cant see anyone else and that would be selfish of me.
.Sex lasts longer than 3 minutes u know!
.I believe in soul mates - you just 'aint it.
-I'm allergic to you!
-I suspect your a terrorist
-Im in love with your dog.
-We dont click.
1. Instant Message
2. Text
3. Burning gasoline on your front lawn spelling out “IT’S OVER. I’M LEAVING YOU FOR YOUR LAST EX-GIRLFRIEND”.
4. Facebook Notification
5. Face-to-Face. AKA: The Old Fashioned Way.
6. Take out a billboard!
7. Send them on a treasure hunt.
8. Dine and ditch.
9. Bait and switch
10. I dont like you anymore!
11.I'm sorry you'r just so perfect it's just not to be (see more)

invite your bf/gf to a party with a bunch of people and have everyone sit down for a game then ask everyone who is in a relationship to stand up. Then turn to your bf/gf and say, "Actually honey, you can sit back down." (see more)

YOU'RE FIRED.  (see more)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be to if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together (see more)

do it over facebook so everyone can see and add in something personal like "i just cant date a bed wetter" or "i couldnt stand that smell anymore" lol  (see more)

Tell her you have 3 long lost kids and that you are gonna scour the planet with ALL your heart until you find them bastard kids. (see more)

tell your gf/bf there is a funny new video on youtube. tell her what its called and when she looks at it have it be a steamy sex video of you and your ex :) (see more)

I only like you 30 pounds ago....the rest will handle its self..

if that doesnt work just show up wit your new girlfriend lol (see more)

Your mom is BANGIN so it would be a good idea for us to just be friends so i can get with her. :D (see more)

tell her its her sisters fault ;);) (see more)

Hmm ..."Hey hun...uh...it turns out i have multiple personalities, see the thing is...i dont remember getting with you sorry"

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Making a competition on IBY called "Ways To Tell Her It's Over"....lol then who ever wins, you do what they suggested...haha (see more)

if ur a girl go up to ur wanna be ex bf and say " hunny, im pregnant" that'll send him running lol  (see more)

Tell the other half that you're joining the army, then move away. (see more)

Walk up to her and dum her in a trash can then say, i heard dumping you can increase your self esteam, thats why i hesitated, if i dump you i dont want you becoming better than me. (see more)

fake your death, like on family guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vpczvTfhbI&feature=related) (see more)

"I am breaking with my girlfriend today so ladies I am available....Lisa it's over Bye" (see more)

its over deal with it

its not me its u

im havign an affiar  (see more)

Hand them a roll of toilet paper and when they ask what it's for say: "You're gonna need it to cry yourself to sleep because I just dumped you" (see more)

I have 7 different girlfriends that are 7 times prettier than you so get out the best ones coming over!! (see more)