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Cheesiest Joke

3 entries MAX. PLEASE keep it clean :)


total challengers: 13   
1st
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?" (see more)
 
KyZENDAR
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 1160  VOTES: 14

 

2nd
Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours?




A. notcho (not your) cheese (see more)
 
MangoDude
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 1035  VOTES: 3

 

3rd
what did the cannible do after he dumped his girlfriend?




He wiped his butt... (see more)
 
Hughsonn
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 1140  VOTES: 14

 

4th
Q: What did one casket day to the other casket?

A: Is that you coffin?

:]] (see more)
 
emmmm
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 1127  VOTES: 14

 

5th
Two bass drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba dum cchh.  (see more)
 
cattieloves
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 1043  VOTES: 9

 

6th
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Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side
haha

weird...... (see more)
 
jukeboxhero13579
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 1067  VOTES: 10

 

7th
wat did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant...



(pink panther theme) dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-annnnnnnnnnnt, dead-ant! (see more)
 
lytre13
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 1079  VOTES: 12

 

8th
Person 1: Knock Knock!

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Candace

Person 2: Candace Who?

Person 1: Candace be love?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL (see more)
 
skilletbiskit
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 1072  VOTES: 9

 

9th
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LMAO:

What kind of cheese is not yours?

Nacho Cheese(Not-yo cheese)

 (see more)
 
haynsoljah
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 1101  VOTES: 10

 

10th
what does a cow use for math class?




A "Cow" Culator (see more)
 
bluestar9009
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 1037  VOTES: 4

 

11th
Whats the stinkiest place in the World? TIMBUKTOOT!!!!! HA!!! (see more)
 
skilletbiskit
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 805  VOTES: 10

 

12th
Q: what do u call a bunny,skunk,dog,bear,tiger,human,alien,and a cat mixed

A: why are u asking me u retard (see more)
 
laceybage
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 761  VOTES: 3

 

13th
How does an astronaut keep his pants up?





He uses the asteroid belt (see more)
 
choicecrystalclear
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 729  VOTES: 1





Comments

JanetNOTJanette
JanetNOTJanette captain
over 4 years ago
re: cannibles!
Hilarious!
jazmataz
jazmataz starter
over 4 years ago
re: "Cheesiest Joke"
the cheese-E-est!
jazmataz
jazmataz starter
over 4 years ago
re: Hahaha.
haha good one :p 5
Unwrittenamber
Unwrittenamber all-american
over 4 years ago
re: my joke...
lolz! love it! do u watch the original pink panther?
KyZENDAR
KyZENDAR all-american
over 4 years ago
re: My Joke
lol. thx ;)
KyZENDAR
KyZENDAR all-american
over 4 years ago
re: My Joke
blueeewonder
blueeewonder starter
over 4 years ago
re: My Joke
haha this made me laugh ;D 5
blueeewonder
blueeewonder starter
over 4 years ago
emmmm
emmmm all-american
over 4 years ago
re: My Joke
Ahaha, this is great!
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 4 years ago
re: my joke...
:)
KyZENDAR
KyZENDAR all-american
over 4 years ago
re: my joke...
no prob :)
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 4 years ago
re: my joke...
LOL! ty 4 joining my comp!
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 4 years ago
re: "Cheesiest Joke"
LOL! ty 4 joing my comp! that is a gross pic!
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Lame joke! :]
LOL!!!!!! ty 4 joining my comp!
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 4 years ago
re: My Joke
LOL! ty 4 joining my comp!
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 4 years ago
re: cannibles!
YEAH! ty 4 joining my comp!
lytre13
lytre13 all-star
over 4 years ago
re: my joke...
i did not know that...i heard it from a friend
Hughsonn
Hughsonn HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: my joke...
that joke is on the first revenge of the nerds movie...
holy_aestheist
holy_aestheist starter
over 4 years ago
re: cannibles!
a 5
holy_aestheist
holy_aestheist starter
over 4 years ago
re: cannibles!
not tht cheesy..! its good lols..i had thought that he wud vaccum his place after dumping the gf's bits and pieces
holy_aestheist
holy_aestheist starter
over 4 years ago
re: cannibles!
lols
kaikhaoskreator
kaikhaoskreator all-american
over 4 years ago
re: cannibles!
lmfao :)
 
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