Lies you told your parents

"I'm not drunk."

.........

But it came out, "i m noooot druank"

Yep. (see more)

"No, I don't have any Homework!"  (see more)

Me and jessica are going to my room to study ( : were going to close the door so we can concentrate. (see more)

Parents: "Where are you going?"
Me: "Nowhere.."

*five minutes later*

Parents: "Mykey! ..Mykey? ..where the hell did that dumbass go?" (see more)

''No, we are not dating.''

Hard to convice your parents after they caught you snogging someone. (see more)

"It's not just me. The whole class failed that test because our teacher hates us!"

or:

"She hates me. [the truth] For no reason! [the lie]" (see more)

thats not pot mom, i just, uh, figured i throw, uh, a full once bag of oregeno trees in my mini fridge. Never know when ill have 19 whole pizza up here and need to use it ya know mom? (see more)

Me: So im takin my buddy to their campus so he can check it out and see if he wants to go to college there. We'll be there all weekend lookin around at their campus and stuff, cool?

Parents: Ok be careful,

.......so the believed me and we did go but, to party all weekend......DUH! (see more)

Was at a sleep-over (back in the dayyyy)
And said at home:

"No, we didn't go anywhere, we stayed home and watched moviesss in are pj's. , ......... ( hahahhaha) :S (see more)

no its not your beer, its root beer i bought from the corner store, Stewarts just changed there bottle/logo's. (see more)

It wasn't me! (see more)

"I'm fine." (see more)

Mom- What Movie you watch At Johnothans and Jackies last night.

Ahnna- Spongebob..

(last nightt)

Jackie- OMGG!! Paronormal was Scaryy (the first one)

Ahnna- No it wasntt lolz But do you want to know what was funnyy?!?

Johnothan- HangOver!!

Ahnna- Yaa right up until the fucken credits!! Omg if my parents knew i watched ethier of these i would be grounded till next year!!!!!

(morning)

Mom- Ahnna is sooo trust worthy! (see more)

Dad: have those dogs been on the couch?

Me: Of course not dad the fan just blew their fur on the couch (see more)

No mom, your outfit doesn't look bad on you. You look great! (see more)

It's a fake tattoo, it washes off in a few days....

Little did they know, it will never come off... HAHAHAHAHA (see more)

'Mom,i don't know wats wrong with my computer!it always shows me porn!' (see more)

...... I am 27 and i cannot recall ever being honest with my parents ... to many lies
the last one was "Of course i do not hate my stepmother or her family"  (see more)

Lies i told my parents
when i was 13,i went to beach with my friends and told my parents that i had extra classes,second time i went in joy ride in the local train when i was 14 (see more)

I'm sure you have all heard that old ran out of gas bit. I told that one once when I got home about six hours late from a date in high school. (see more)