Step Brothers Quotes

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!  (see more)

D: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

D: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

D: But dad, it's shark week!

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This is a house of learnen doctors.
Your not a doctor. Your a big fat curly headed fuck.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a curly headed fuck?
Yeah. You better not go to sleep, soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
I hope you stay still when you sleep, becasue I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.
I'm gonna take a pillow case, and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.
I want you outta my fucking house.
No way kimosabi, this is my house now (see more)

So many activities Dale!!!! We can do aerobics in here! (see more)

I'm gonna put my nut sack, on your drumset. (see more)

I want the catalina wine mixer. Ive been burning them and earning them, snapping necks and cashing checks (see more)

Dale: "Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my god. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener..."
Robert: "Shut the fuck up!"

Dale: how good
Brennan: i've been called the songbird of my generation, by people who've heard me
Dale:I can sing too, in fact i'll sing right now. If you wanna get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right in, it's a crotch party right up in here. Why don't you lick on this big john.



Brennan: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, Let's get it on.
Dale: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper (see more)