Most Embarrassing Moment Ever!

it was the last day of my 6th grade and i was just waiting the the class to end. all day i was being bothered by my stomach rumbling and jumbling all the time. so finally at the last hour of the class my stomach gave in..i accidently pood my pants..i couldnt gould out cuz the rule was no one goes out on the last 15 mins of the class..so everybody suddenly sniffed it and it pointed to me..worst day ever!.LOL..funny though  (see more)

My freshman year I joined cheerleading and during our homecoming pep assembly I tumbled into a teacher knocking her unconscious and I was flung into the floor. Needless to say this was in front of 5,000 people and it was published in our local paper.  (see more)

In our elementary school classroom, we had hooks lined up across the wall for our coats and bookbags. When I was in 5th grade, we had to build these eco-systems. They were pretty cool. We put soil, organisms, plants, snails, etc. in them. Everyone's ecosystems were lined up beside each other on this counter top right next to the coat/bookbag hooks. When it was time to leave one day, I went up to get my bag (which was on the very end closest to the projects) and accidentally hit the first eco-system. I tried grabbing it before it knocked the others down, but I was too late, and all of them ended up fallin', one after another. . .I hated myself. (see more)

So I was in fourth grade and I used to sit in the second row. That means there were three rows behind me. One day sitting on my chair during morning break I leaned down to the site to grab my food from my bag and I farted so loud it sounded like thunder. I was like 'Oh my gosh, that's so embarrassing! What am I going to do now? Everyone heard it.' But nobody knew who did it and started to swing around and have a look at the others. And as clever as I was I just turned with them. Haha I wanted to run away so bad... (see more)

I was in the city in a department store and I walked into the glass door and there was a cafe outside...lol yeah not cool they cleaned the windows real good tho. (see more)

saw this on espn (see more)

I Was At School In A PE (Physical Education) lesson we had a MALE Teacher, he was so HOT. We were playing basket ball, and i was kicking butt as always :) . I was getting really hot so I took my jumper of........ and my top came UP with my jumper.......Shit. so i stood there screaming at my friends to help me and they where just standing their laughing at me because i could not get my top down. once i took my jumper off........ and got my top down, i looked at my teacher who was standing Next to me and he said "Nice Yellow Bra". I was SO Embarrassed........LOL (see more)

I was at school during recess, when I felt like sitting down for a bit. Then I felt something hit my head. I look up and I see a flock of seagull's flying right above me. Not the band. A girl that I liked saw the s**t hit me. It would have been better if I was wearing a hat.
So that was the first time.
The second time was, I was in high school working in landscaping class, right outside the greenhouse when I felt something hit my back and I saw some of it pass my head. Some of the s**t hit my ear. I know they are aiming for me. (see more)

i go to ucla and this one time i was walking down these stairs and a whole fraternity was sitting in front of the stairs.. i tripped and fell and i just sat there laughing at myself. all the frat guys looked at me like i was crazy and laughed at me when i walked past.. soo embarrassing..  (see more)

Alrighty. So, pretty much, my older brother and I were getting ready for bed one night, and we ran out of toothpaste, so him and I did paper, scissors, rock to see who had to go and find sime more (as we do). Knowing that he always did rock, I figured that this time he'd change in order to make me lose. So I do scissors. But good old rock always prevails. So I lost. Had to go into my parents bedroom to grab some more toothpase when I hear my mother almost crying. I waited a few seconds thinking to myself "she's having a bad dream! why doesn't dad ake her up?!" when I walked in and found them going at it like rabbits.

I was so schocked I just froze, half laughing, half crying, and said 'I'm scarred for life'.

..And to this day, they still manage to joke about it.

*shudders* (see more)

I got pantsed in from of dis girl I was tryin 2 spit game at. (see more)

I was trying to arch my eyebrow and i messed up.My mom asked me "what happened to your eyebrows?"I said a girl cut them.First off this was a sunday. So she cut them off. She knew i was lying. So for that next couple of weeks i was the laughing stock of the whole entire school. I didnt have any hair on my head at the time. So overall i look like a cancer patient and thats what everyone called me. (see more)

getting caught masterbating by my grandmother. (see more)

Well, I had to give a speech in front of our whole school (well, it isn't a big school, maybe 200 students) and here is my story. I was supposed to be giving a speech on a wave generator I made, but I didn't get much sleep the night before and kept slipping up. I was too tired. I meant to say, halfway through, to my teacher, "can I go sit down?" but I accidentally said "can I go shit?" and I still had the microphone on, on accident. It was terrible, but funny... (see more)

but do we even remember his high ratings! talk about embarrassing!
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We had just moved to a new state. I went to the local hospital to shadow an individual so that they may see if they wanted to hire me. We barely had any money so we had been eating lots of noodles. Sometimes I would make it with butter, garlic, red wine viagarette, and parmesean. Apparently I put too much garlic in it. The whole time I was at the hospital I was very eh potent with garlic farts. The girl I was shadowing blamed it on a patient. She even went so far as to wear a mask. It was so bad! And in the end they didn't hire me... I was so mortified! I should have reschuled but was afraid to.  (see more)

So I was at the mall right with my gf. We were hanging out at the food court when she wanted to play in the arcade I said ok. So when we went to the arcarde I saw a boxing game. There were 6 lvls
Pussy,Weak,Suck,Ok,Strong,and superman. So I played it I got 132 points and got weak. T.T (see more)

I was a young kid about yay high and my class was at recess when I felt the urge to urinate. I didn't feel like asking so I told all my classmates to get to other side of the playground. I pulled down my pants and starting peeing. I did this for the next two days when I got caught. A little classmate of mine started following me and saw me peeing when they yelled my name I peed on their feet.The teacher disciplined me later.
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in 6th grade, i was standing out side talking to my (female neighbors). they were both my age. and i was in my pajamas. and they were sitting down whilei w as standing on the steps. and they were right in front of me and their heads were about at my waste. and im standing there to talk to them...and then i felt my pajamas drop...i wasnt wearing boxers underneath. and i look down, and my package is just chillin there rite in front of their faces. i turn around and my brother was running away laughing...omg. (see more)