1st
Send more beer! I'm running out of bottles to put my messages in! (see more)
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BY hoyxitsxtina
 RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 2042 VOTES: 31
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Funniest Message in a Bottle
You're stuck on a island 10 miles off the coast of a comedic country. They'll only come rescue you if they find a message in a bottle that makes them laugh. In 30 words or less, write a funny message to put in the bottle.total challengers: 53
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2nd
"Dear peoples of Canada,
Hey so it's me again... I know my last message bottle was 31 words long, but I'm running low on food and water! Could you come resc ---" (End of Message) Your minutes have expired, please insert $1.25 to continue (see more)
Hey so it's me again... I know my last message bottle was 31 words long, but I'm running low on food and water! Could you come resc ---" (End of Message) Your minutes have expired, please insert $1.25 to continue (see more)
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BY PandaNinja
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 1662 VOTES: 11
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3rd
im watching you right now. you are reading a message from a bottle (see more)
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BY ilovetv
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 1692 VOTES: 16
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5th
If this bottle is found please return to owner on Uncharted Isle. Thank You. (see more)
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BY Dudeman960
RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 1639 VOTES: 8
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6th
damn it came back again didn`t it ----this is what you wrote after the bottle came back 47 times (see more)
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BY canada_dogg
RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 1650 VOTES: 20
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7th
Tom hanks is getting frisky, please send help. (see more)
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BY TravvyTrain
RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 1562 VOTES: 8
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9th
Where the f**k am I supposed to find a bottle on a freaking island (see more)
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BY ninja_flame
RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 1535 VOTES: 9
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10th
so if you dont get the pizza here in half an hour, it's free, right? (see more)
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BY nyoy_v
RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 1546 VOTES: 15
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11th
Woman seeking potential mate
likes long walks on the beach and apple martinies
if interseted call 555-0384 (see more)
likes long walks on the beach and apple martinies
if interseted call 555-0384 (see more)
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BY iitz_niicole
RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 1258 VOTES: 16
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12th
please come get me. im stranded on an undiscovered island in the middle of no where that is not meant to be found, and the Jehovah's Witnesses just knocked on my hut. please COME GET ME!I CANT ESCAPE THEM!!! (see more)
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BY oongoy
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 1180 VOTES: 7
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14th
put this shiz back in the water it wasnt to you (see more)
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BY Mayka522
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 1266 VOTES: 19
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15th
the liquid in the bottle you just drank was pee. (see more)
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BY rfscooter
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 1204 VOTES: 15
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18th
Its me Dave Chapelle come rescue me! i'll bring back the show!!!........oh yea IM RICK JAMES BITCH! (see more)
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BY peter23lao
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 1291 VOTES: 21
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19th
The FBI will arrive at your apartment in 30 seconds, you must leave the premises. (see more)
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RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 1174 VOTES: 7
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Comments
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re: Chain Letter Lol.
OMG LOL! Good one! Why isn't this one in at least 3rd place?!?
OMG LOL! Good one! Why isn't this one in at least 3rd place?!?
re: knock knock
eh.... on mine make sure you scroll down to the bottom...
eh.... on mine make sure you scroll down to the bottom...
re: Chain Letter Lol.
lol
lol
re: DAVE CHAPELLE
hahahha
hahahha
re: Message in a beer bottle?
hahaha 55 damn being an alcoholic has it perks!
hahaha 55 damn being an alcoholic has it perks!
re: Chain Letter Lol.
if i found this in a bottle... :D
if i found this in a bottle... :D
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