londest sentence

Today my pet snake ate a bird that was sitting on my globe inside my closet, which was really on mars so i'm not sure how that happened but anyway my mom went crazy cus her shoes where pink and not peach which i really see no diffence in anyway...but then i was late for school so my ninga neighbor had to get the ghostbuster to take me to a resturant so i could get the bus but then i got a milkshake and it was really good so i had to go to the bathroom really bad but i couldn't get in cus the presidents dog was in there and i had to wait and wait and then i wet my pants and started crying very loudly and the martians kidnapped me and i had to direct them to the planetaryum but they got mad cus the moon wasn't made of cheese, so i had to get the govener to sign a treddy with the martians but then the president came and told me i had to go on a secret mission so, mrs. bell, that is why i'm late to school.  (see more)

I went to the the Store (see more)

It seems Dr. Woronoffenschneideritzafrucklendertrotlemenstracneefelwestercunzeiderfrugal has diagnosed you with the will of dining in high schools- that are full of cats, who among their kind, mature into Cambodia, because of their long heritage and blood line plotting against the techtileness of natures actuall grace in a systamatic patern- so, again, it seems that Dr. Woronoffenschneideritzafrucklendertrotlemenstracneefelwestercunzeiderfrugal has done it again- saved a life- but wait, this life is more important becuase it is the life- the life of a duck, but more importantly- a duck who starred on season 5 episode 2 of I Love Lucy- I think, well, maybe episode 4, but it seems more likely in the lively hood of days, so, I will lean towards the question x= 2 factor, for it seems that the metric system plays along with measurment at its best- again, talk to the hand, for I know, that the hand aint listening to your nonsense- The Dr. will talk some answers into you! (see more)